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ROOSKIE

About Me

When I die, I will be remembered as the porn addicted, alcoholic pot-head that often cracks jokes at the wrong time and I am not a minister but I play one in real life. I came... I saw... I told jokes... I made everyone laff in discust... and I came again :O

My Interests

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I would like to meet you but I dont think you want to meet me.

My Blog

Smell of death...

What a fucking week.  I dont exactly know to say or feel.  But if I keep this info in I will go mental.  Sunday was a trip.  I was walking to work, not paying attention t...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:11:00 GMT

Recap the week.

     I tried to do this already, but the damn post got accidentally delted cause I am retarded.  Let's see... I went to a party with some old friends last Friday.  Doug a...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:00:00 GMT

WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS!!!

You know what really grinds my gears?  A good man like Sean Taylor getting murdered(R.I.P.)  Now who am I going to start in my fantasy fotball team.  Damn it all to Hell.  Joe grin...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:30:00 GMT

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thankgiving everyone.  As you know, it is the start of the holidays.  The holidays means giving thanks to what you have and who you have and what experiences you have be...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:30:00 GMT

Some shitbag is sitting next to me

Some bitch is next to me creating an aim account for me.  Jason is standing next to me late for work because in Maiam's mind my aim account is more important just the way it really is. ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:10:00 GMT

A lot of free time!

Incest porn is wuite entertaining.  I would love to own a midget tie a bowl of salsa to her head, have he jump up and down so I could say " Dip my chip whore."  Having scat with your pa...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:12:00 GMT

Dave’s party part 2.

     I regret to inform you, due to me missing work yesterday, I will be not going to dave's tomorrow to catch the game between the Redskins and the Cowboys.  I know you ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:39:00 GMT

Drunken party story part 1

Drinking at 12:30p.m. says something.  It says I am way to bored to be just sitting here with friends. And I am ready for a good football game.  But unfortunatley that did not happ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 00:30:00 GMT

Disturbia

Late at night sprnding the this particular night at a friends house.  I drink the remainder of mf my brain juice, hoping it will settle my nerves.  It does not.  Just think of this...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:01:00 GMT

Joanny Butt

I had some nick names in my day.  Cockeye John, Big John, Johnny, Jon Jon, Duckie, and the ever so popular and longest running nick name  ROOSKIE.  But can you believe that so...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:28:00 GMT