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About Me

QUICK! LOOK OVER THERE! ITS ME!
Argh you missed me and i was laying down some bare white boy dance moves as well! You'll just have to catch them at the next Friday break time rave! Woot!
A hoy hoy! I be jonathan. Thats all you really need to know unless you want more specifics than that crazeeebo of information!
(oh and i put the minimal effort into this page and then myspace deleted all of the words and i cried and the replacements will never live up their predecessors)Click here to play a weirdly confusing game which warps your mind and will confuzzle you ever more

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

It has long been a dream of mine to meet the allusive and mysterious figure known only as Falulla Puddleduck. It is true that she is so great and so glorious that some even doubt her very existance but this is only the jealous minority and to them i spit on the faces of their children and burn down the wooden shacks that they do so call mothers! Oh Falulla, how i do so love and cherish the ground that you walk upon and think about looking at walking on. You're beautiful.
OU! And the hunk of hee mantasitc action known as Johnny Depp aka Captain Jack Sparrow the sexiest piece of everything to sail the seven seas and steal my heart and replace it with the dream that he may one day be mine. SEX GOD ALERT!

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