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My Blog

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Every time you look at your own blog, not that any self-respecting person would ever do so, it counts as a "view."  So when you look over at that little ticker on the right that quantify's people...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:20:00 GMT

worse in the morning

Which is not the same thing as "mornings are the worst."  I could be doing any number of things that must be done now, but I am here with you, myspace.  Here in the morning I still have the ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:13:00 GMT

Fascisti

Mytyranny has determined that a seal being clubbed to death is offensive and/or pornographic and has barred my right to cyber-self-representation.   I can't seem to come up with another obsc...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:18:00 GMT

I'll be the one with the hat.

Come revolution, hair stylists will be first against the wall.  What utter uselessness.  So they cut my hair and I don't like it, but I didn't pay for it, they payed me, but it doesn't make ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 19:23:00 GMT

Plagiarismo

For any of you that may be hoarding essays on the lack of understanding between the student movements in Paris and Prague in 1968, double spaced, 12pt, Times New Roman, now would be the time to let me...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 18:08:00 GMT

Devastator is...

certainly very good at taking off his shirt and operating a camera.  Too bad playgirl already exists.  He might have been a genius.
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:10:00 GMT

So I can just talk to myself?

Yes
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:44:00 GMT

Text Messages are expensive, but not you, Myspace

18087284312: Y U STILL BEING STUCK UP FORLHagen: Who dis18087284312: IS DIS ANGIELHagen: no this is not angie18087284312: WTF NVMLHagen: I hope you wake up dead18087284312: U GOT FUCKEN ISSUES.GET A L...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:35:00 GMT