There are those hot myspace people who put up their seductive photos, funktify their profiles, & get hit up by thousands of people daily ... and then there is Mike. That's why I'm here, to make a 100 percent increase in daily hits so that he hopefully gets at least 2 each day (not including himself). Since he's not into talking about what a great guy he is, I've taken the liberty of divulging the meat & potatoes of what I know about Mike below. Enjoy!
~ Catherine, Long Time Friend of 9 Years =)
Mike is your bonafide nice guy, so before you (sexy)ladies slam the door, hear me out. He's more than the hold-your-door-for-you, there-for-you-anytime, non-boring-conversationalist type of guy. Deep down that wide, dark, & handsome exterior exists a gangster who will bury his face in your ice cream dish in front of waiters without even being dared. He's the first person to say "fuck it" to costs & other obstacles (like death)& randomly take you somewhere insane (while telling you to buckle your seat belt of course.) So I've covered the sweet; I've covered the sassy; now I HAVE to cover the nerd because thats a huge part of who Mike is. In addition to double majoring in psych & biochemistry, he can put together a mean ass computer from thin air & out WOW you (literally). Other random stuff I can put together: he drives a stick shift; the more raw, the better (meat, sex, etc.); & he can probably build you a house.
by: Catherine =)
