Of Naomi

I am THEE most weird person you'll ever meet. I never go out. I stay at home and watch the grass grow. If i'm feeling wild and crazy i read the Webster's un-abridged dictionary cover to cover! Most of the time i just stare at the walls in my room. Sure people make fun of me, throw garbage, or bricks, but I think it's because they're jealous of my magnificent poetry, and glorious physique. I have CDO, it's similar to obsesive compulsive disorder, but in alphabetical order, like it should be. I want to live in the Andes mountains and raise organic lammas. Don't ask me what makes them organic, because people questioning me makes me nervous, and then my bowel control problem kicks in, and I have to change my pants, and since i only have one pair that would be unfortunate.I recently gave up the whole lamma thing due to the rise of polyester pantsuits. So as a side note consider the preceeding paragraph null and void for all possible future judgements about myself or my polyester pants.