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blackoutdustin

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

About Me

Please go to my website and click around.
This is where you'll find my various creative endeavors.

i'm yearning for the kind of internet fame that will get me "all the bitches" at comic-con and star wars conventions. also, i'm not supposed to tell you to click on the google ads, even though it will get me some cash, so i won't tell you to "please click on my ads" or "use my google search bar if you happen to be in the neighborhood", cause that would be lame, greedy, self serving b.s. so under no circumstances are you to do that.good to see you though, and "welcome" if you are my new friend...

My Interests

i'm open and willing to become interested in anything. however, given the track record of things i find interesting, a better answer would be...

1. star wars

2. pornography

3. video games

4. lsd

5. conspiracy and paranoia in general

6. alcohol

7. cartoons

8. aliester crowley

9. SCIENCE, almost forgot science

10. overthrowing the government

11. fucking the police

12. the uss enterprise and her courageous crew

13. tattoos (this includes making fun of other people's shitty tattoos and lamenting my own shitty tattoos)

14. that's enough

I'd like to meet:

since i am lazy and particular about my friends, here is a list of personality traits/characteristics i am NOT interested in associating with.

1. your picture features you shirtless, in front of your pimped out car, or you shirtless in front of your pimped out car.
2. under "books" you list magazines.
3. you are from california
4. you speak before thinking, or speak too much in general. as if you are a compulsive vocalizer.
5. you believe any of the following people are going to hell:
a) homosexuals
b) masturbators
c) abortion doctors
d) terrorists
e) atheists
6. you believe in hell.
7. you believe in terrorists.
8. you get the picture...or rather you DON'T get the picture. if you don't get the picture, i don't want to be your friend. you cannot buy the picture on ebay.
9. you have a problem with me not capitalizing words.

Music:

yeah, there's a big gap between good and bad music. it's a shame that other people don't have the same gap that i do.

Movies:

see section entitled "music"

Television:

how else are we to teach our children about the world?

Books:

i wish they would stop writing books so i can fucking catch up...

Heroes:

and it's still motherfucking yoda!