About Me
DATING IN NYC...........It's tough to meet a girl. I know every girl i hit on is always with one friend who's gonna cock-block me.
"You cant go with him. Get his number. We came together; we're gonna leave together"
And its always the one with a fucking hump on her back, too. Its like "you cant leave with him, you promised you'd go up to the tower and ring the bell with me tonight"
And how come girls always ask stupid-ass questions in relationships. Questions like " Would you love me if i was FAT?"....."ummm.....why?......is that one of your goals?." Girls take this advice, if you really want to test the relationship you need to ask more realistic questions like " What would you do if my sister wanted to give you a hand job?" "why? did she say somehting"...hahaha.
