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About Me

A few things "about me"... I'm Rach, I often wear pants (hence the name). I come from a little cold and windy place called Albany, but I'm in Perth now for uni. I have two brothers, i live with one of them and his partner and we are all insane. I have a morbid fear of marron and I'm suspicious at best about pumpkins and various water fowl. I'm a little sad cos I have left my besterestest friend in Albany, she is my Habiby and I love her to bits. She makes awesome hats, so check out her page... It's a beanie revolution! She gave one to John Butler, but he was a bit of an arse about it... Now i'm waffling :S bah! no one ever reads this stuff anyway.hoobilly goobilly.

Myspace Layouts

My Interests

I am interested. Sometimes i am interesting.

I'd like to meet:

Garfield

Music:

amy winehouse and jamie lidell... go those brits! RHCP, drum and bass, dubstep and all sorts of funky tunage

Books:

My favourite dysfunctional tool for escaping reality

Heroes:

Really, Really Big Man (RRBM). He had this awesome thing going on with his chest hair. Habiby knows how much i love the Hulk.

My Blog

letters part 2

To the Esteemed Footman Mr Thomas Fondlebottom,Mr Fondlebottom, I am writing to you on behalf of my client, Ms Jennifer Nosemuncher of West Pignitchery. The lady has asked me to inform you that it is...
Posted by Rachipantz on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 07:18:00 PST

letters: part one

Dearest Jenny;Please accept my offer to lease your apartment. You know that you want this just as much as I. your heart beats faster at he thought of me occupying every square inch of the property. O...
Posted by Rachipantz on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:14:00 PST

long boring stories

blerg. my grandpa is here. for 2 weeks. and im alone. here. with my grandpa and my 12 yr old brother. This man is so boring that he can sit next to you- NEXT TO YOU and watch the news (with you sittin...
Posted by Rachipantz on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:29:00 PST

Short story- unfinished

David I keep having fantasies about death and dying. I think about being old and passing away peacefully in bed, drowsily letting death settle about me like a cat preparing to sleep on my lap. Other ...
Posted by Rachipantz on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:26:00 PST