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Lex Reuben

I am here for Friends

About Me

Feel free to call me and find out: 631.804.1515

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My mature self and smack him for giving up

My Blog

If you're bored read some Einstein quotes:

"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civil...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 23:50:00 GMT

April Fools 2006

For April fools this year I punched a pregnant woman in the stomach and yelled "JUST KIDDING!!!"  Well, it turns out I wasn't kidding at all but was very serious when I punched her.
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 00:06:00 GMT

Priorities

"A hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove...but the world may be different because I was important in the life of...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 11:19:00 GMT

Chit-chat

I just returned from CA and must say, I'm losing it trying to have meaningless conversations.  Chit-chat has now escaped me and forces me to become an uncomfortable, stammering fool.  I just...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jul 2005 01:31:00 GMT

Chipmunks

Why are chipmunks so endearing? It has to do a bit with the name I'm sure. Like a tiny little spiritual man from the orient who's extremely flexible and will show up on late night shows every once a...
Posted by on Sat, 21 May 2005 03:56:00 GMT

quotes

In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts...think about it
Posted by on Thu, 19 May 2005 10:35:00 GMT