kelly kapowski is a badass
ripping up shit like a nuclear blast
only more furious and faster
like a natural disaster
hurricane kelly is an iconoclaster
it's fuckin crazy
i wanna smoke a blunt with her every day-zy
and destroy tokyo with our godzilla baby
oh kelly's like a supernova
she busts up the universe
and then she black holes-ya
don't introduce yourself
cause she already know's ya
yeah she's a fuckin psychic
and her superpowers will destroy ya
she's half woman, half bald eagle, half bear
she's the chemotherapy that attacks your hair
she's the inventor of the communist scare
she ended the cold war with just tender loving care
she invented sliced bread and became a millionaire
she's like battlestar galactica
that's a fact-ica
she burned down the chernobyl reacta-ca
she's a genius at quantum mathematica
and she's always got your back-tica
she ain't ever wack to ya
that's all that she wrote, ya'll.
word to your mother.
peace!
-c.toombs
