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About Me

Pretty normal dude, pretty boring, too. I like acting, I like music, people who aren't assholes. I like people who aren't uptight, and I like people who like dirty/racist/sexist jokes. Pretty much, don't be a little bitch, and I'll like you. So love all your brothers, and love all your sisters, love all the misses and love all the misters, and don't be shy when you're sharing your kisses, greed, jealousy gets boos and hisses.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dustin Hoffman, Johnny Depp, Mick Foley, Flea, Dave Grohl, Will Ferrel, Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, and Ashton Kutcher, so I can kick his ass.

My Blog

Cold Turkey

I'll let you turn to meBut I gotta stop turning to youUsed to make me so happyBut now I'm feeling eternally blue And I don't knowI don't know what'll happenIn the months and years to come But I knowI ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 00:49:00 GMT

Beer pong game with the highest stakes of my life

So I'm hanging out with my friends Jeremy and Justin, we're watching football and playing beer pong.  One of Jeremy's roomates is looking for a place to move to.  Justin decides to make a be...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 19:23:00 GMT

Winter break and the death of my writer’s block: let’s see what happens

I've suffered a horrible 3 year long writer's block.  It was always my therapy, but luckily, certain friendships have bloomed beautifully through out the last few years (You know who you are...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 03:31:00 GMT

Inertia

Inertia Objects in motion tend to stay in motionObjects at rest tend to stay at restThe status quo tends to stay the status quoThe world is better if you don't try to change things The way you are in...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 03:26:00 GMT

Radiohead

Lozenge of LoveI am goneEverybody's ragingAnd these fruitsThey still taste of poisonI won't be aroundWhen you really need meI can't sleepWhy can't someone hold meI need warmMy restless body cracks and...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:16:00 GMT

One day

One Day Little lovely memories will always be mineMy life and yours are now forever entwinedLittle lovely memories mean so much to meAnd I know they'll be forgotten from your mind And this would be ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 19:43:00 GMT

On the Stairs

Midnight time and you're talking to yourselfRub your arm and pretend it's someone elseFive AM and you're still stuck in thoughts deepHours ago she slept on you in a heapAnd you wonder why you can't fa...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:31:00 GMT

You Also Know You’re Right

I will never walk it through I could never promise you It's some place I followed you I will never wander through This will mean I'll love again Guess I'll never have a fan This will mean me to me I ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:25:00 GMT

You Know Youre Right

I will never bother you I will never promise to I will never follow you I will never bother you Never speak a word again I will crawl away for good I will move away from here You wont be afraid of fea...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:23:00 GMT

Fucking Scab

Fucking Scab You scraped your kneeIt bled, and it hurt a lotIt hurt like a mother fuckerYou cried really, really badlyYou had your mom and dad thereThey consoled youGod did they console youAfter a wh...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 00:40:00 GMT