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if i didnt exist, sexy female scientists would have to invent me ;)From Nor~Cal, and when i say that i mean NORCAL not yay area. Born and raised in Chico and loved it. still do. Went on a CRAZY ride in Santa Barbara and now back home figuring out what is next. ive been scared and hardened with fire and knives. i chop, hop, slice & dice. You buy the food ill cook it? French/Continental/Japanese/Chinese/Mexican/Italian/Vegetari an/Pub grub. What do u want to eat?? I GOTCHU!! Chips, Dips, Chains, Whips? sure. why not? Typical highschool shenanigans. Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll? only everyday! hang out with me realize how Irish i am. i wish i could have been born there and someday ill go. I. Like. to. Drive. Fast. (but i cant) I live for the Nights I wont remember With the people Ill never Forget...if i could, i would make it so that no matter where you are in the country there is a radio station playing "Freebird" on repeat, sometimes you just gotta hear it. I AM A... Professional Killer-World Traveler-Double Agent-Singer of Sentimental Ballads-Dance Contest Winner-Driver Extrodinaire-Riverboat Gambler-Soldier or Fortune & Last of the Big Time Spenders. you want something accomplished?? Im your man! i get the job done and DONE! no matter what! Space Journeys-Wars Fought-Revolutions Started-Governments Run-Uprisings Quelled-Football Games Fixed-Bridges Destroyed-Crocs wrestled-Bars Emptied-Orgies Organized-Revenge Wreaked-Dinosaurs Neutered. I go by a lot of different names: Andrea's Brother, Little Chris, Big Johnson, Samurai Chris, Capitan RedBeard, "the bad guy", Pitbull, Cooker, and Cookie. But my name is Christopher, and I'm an alcoholic. i like to meet new people so send me a msg or hit me up online. my sn is Rockstar69210 (aim). The Rolling Stones - Beast of Burden

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My Blog

i got the cops good this time! BURN!!

long story short...everyones drunk..cops are writing tickets and we are talking shit to them..ie "you are a sad big eared freak" "im glad you got beat up in highschool and had no friends" were some of...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 13:15:00 GMT

Booze Cruise! (pictures!!!!!!)

when i looked at the list of people that were going on this booze cruise i laughed really, really hard. most jobs have core of partiers but my job has waaay more than it should and somehow we all ende...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 12:31:00 GMT

Drinking game idea...

    So a co-worker and I were having drinks the other night. After one of our many tequila shots i told him the reason I like tequila so much...that is I dont particularly enjoy it but...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 12:46:00 GMT

my trip home... (bloody pictures!!!!)

sooo... some of you may have heard about my long journy, my car, and all that good stuff but i thought it needend a blog about it. and im bored. so anyway here it goes.. so my grandma on my dads side...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 00:15:00 GMT

getting shitfaced in the woods (pictures!!!)

i went camping a couple weeks ago with some friends from work and thier roomates we took a camera with us and  this is what we got... we are set up and ready do drink... Start out with some dri...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 10:37:00 GMT

mistake

as i walked outside today to check the mail two things occured to me. 1. it's sunday and im a retard cause as we all know there is no post on sundays. and 2. something is out of place... it just felt...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 23:33:00 GMT

Been awhile...

so i havnt posted a new blog in a while mostly due to the fact that i was living at a place with no internet and i have spending all my time and effort trying not to become homeless. yea thats right i...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Aug 2005 23:20:00 GMT

funniest roomate story EVER!!!

ok so a friend of mine showed me this story and it is kinda long but sooo worth reading. holy shit i was laughing so hard while reading. it could all be some big hoax but i dont think anyone could mak...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jun 2005 23:45:00 GMT

stages of hair (pictures!!)

ok so there was some dodgy buisness at costco with my hair so i decited to post all of the steps that got me to my now skinhead look here is the my original doo.. so one day i decited to go blonde fo...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Jun 2005 01:14:00 GMT

malt liquor is not your friend....

holy shit i feel soo sick today my cousin has been visiting me down here in santa barbara and we like to drink, a lot. which wouldnt be a problem but we started the night off with a 40 of 211 steal re...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jun 2005 16:01:00 GMT