Here is a quote from a wise man that basically describes myself as well:
"I enjoy dancing and prancing in my room to my favorite music. I have a passion for street motorcycles and bikes. (two wheel fetish) My Company Name is MF Dunn Construction. Yes, I build things. I like to lift weights and stay active. being that you never know who you are talking to on the Interonet let me fill you in on the more possitive attributes about myself.... I have ADD like real bad. in fact just taking the time to sit here and type this crap about myself is boring the shit out of me. When I was in second grade my teachers suggested to my parents that I be put in special ed because I was "retarded". When I was in high school I got so many jugs (justice under god) that they gave me extra ones just for getting so many. Oh yes, I also have had many many jobs and I have been fired from at least 50% of them. I have been arrested twice and according to a defense lawyer that was interigating me on stand I apparently have had run ins with police 29 times. I can't get a real job cuz of my felony, but I am optomistic because when I am 34 I can expunge it. YAAAAAY!!! There has not been a single person that has thought I was normal; Sometimes I even amaze my own self at how fucking bizzare I am. Women who do not know me are usually scared of me. I have been known to sit and play with the same toys as my nephew (he is 8 months old) for upwards of 40 minutes. Even though I have not been without sex with a woman for a single moment in the last eight years I can't let go of my masterbation problem. I have also tasted my own jiz. I do not fit well in most groups. I am in my own little wack world. Want to be my fweeeend????"
- Matt D.
