i'm interested in life and junk.if you're excessively liberal/conservative, strike that, excessively anything... don't bother.
i'm petty.
...finding the balance between caring too much, and not enough.
I'd like to meet:
Possibly me, with some sort of extra hat or something.
Sold seperately, of course.
People who still, like me, believe that the internet is a fad and will never catch on
Also, are you blind? Refer to my 1st friend. I'm already quite familiar with Tom; dude's hella rich.
EDIT: I removed Tom; he stopped returning calls, prompting me to refer to him as "Hollywood" ...what a jerk.
It's your last chance; it's your window,
don't fuck up
you can't lose
it's everything you need...
Music:
in no particular order...
modest mouse,
ugly casanova,
okkervil river,
julie doiron,
enrique,
owen,
danger mouse collabs,
kanye west,
young love,
strike anywhere,
tapes 'n tapes,
les savy fav,
deerhoof,
blonde redhead,
the smiths,
del tha funkee homosapien,
daft punk,
cursive,
the good life,
against me!,
say anything,
pistolita,
hot water music,
the draft,
mf doom,
busdriver,
MENOMENA!,
the hold steady,
bloc party,
regina spektor,
joanna newsom,
ween,
!!!,
the jealous sound,
journey,
the muthafuckin' wu-tang,
botch,
these arms are snakes,
minus the bear,
MSTRKRFT,
cloud cult,
neutral milk hotel,
jt,
frankie sinatra,
colour revolt,
tokyo police club,
northstar,
cassino,
qotsa,and stuff...
last night, a roomful drunk sang along to the songs I never had the courage to write.
Movies:
superbad
wet hot american summer,
sin city,
little miss sunshine,
office space,
pi,
BASEketball...others, i'm sure
Television:
colbert report,
stella,
entourage,
penn and teller: bullshit!,
south park,
i love the...(whatever decade, preferably 80s/90s)
the office (uk/us, stop the culture war; they're both solid),
30 rock,
scrubs,
kenny vs. spenny,
dexter,
late night with corncob o'branflakes,
ali g,
LOST,
weeds,
wondershowzen,
the hills (what of it?)
arrested development,
mr. show,
listen up: family guy hasn't been consistently funny for over 2 years, give it up. same goes for the simpsons, only the interval is longer; although, in their hay day the simpsons were quite amazing. everybody loves raymond was never funny.
also, the best tv show is...
Books:
is this where I make the ironic or clever comment about me not reading? I bought every issue of MAD magazine from the age of 7-13, I also had a wealth of back issues via my parents.
oprah will tell me what to read...
various books I encounter in my life
death + taxes magazine
Heroes:
Heroes is a grossly overrated show, that the anime fans LOVE.
definitely not that asshat superman
http://superdickery.com/
I don't know, Demetri Martin, I guess? Maybe Morrissey, because he doesn't take shit from anybody. Isaac Brock for sure, same reason as Morrissey, only amplified. Josh Homme too. NICK TORRES
Michael, Michael & David.
