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Howdy ya bastards.
I'll apologize right off the bat, but I love using the word "Bastard".
So if I call you a bastard, don't take it the wrong way...
For I am I'm only spreading the love.
So yes, I love being random.
It keeps life interesting!
Chicken... I like chicken.
I like saying, "I like chicken."
I like saying, "Tastes like chicken" (Regardless of what I'm eating).
Randomness! See, I can't help it.
Turtle Power!
So, how would I describe myself?
Well... in real life, I can be boring.
Wait a minute- NO, I'm never boring!
I am full of this explosive, addicting, Dave-like energy!
I admit I am shy though. Don't let my pics fool you.
Please don't bite.
Expect me to be charming (online anyway) & also very friendly.
But in real life, I'm usually too shy to talk to girls I don't know.
Except when I'm drunk...
But then I'll probably say something stupid and scare them off anyway.
I've been called weird, but I don't mind.
I take all criticism with arms wide open.
My sense of humor owns, so I guarantee you a good laugh.
I'm also pretty witty, which rhymes with pity.
I pity the fool! And guess what... that fool is YOU!
I'm big into movies. I'm gonna make them someday.
Quentin Tarantino once told me, "Dave, make some good movies".
So now the pressure's on biiiitch.
I like ending my sentences with biiiitch. Not bitch.
You need to stress the "I".
Don't worry about it biiiitch. What's going on biiiitch?
Doesn't MySpace rock biiiitch? That's right biiitch!
It's something I picked up while I was in Cali.
During the week, I work for a tv production company in NYC.
I'm a photographer on weekends.
For the tv gig, I work occasionally on shows such as "Martha" and all 3 of the "Law & Order" series.
The super-hero thing is just a gig on the side...
Or whenever some damsel in distress needs to be rescued and shit.
[But hey you didn't hear that from me, because I'm really just some mild-mannered photographer type guy.]
I'm not sporting a big red cape. I swear.
I'm Italian American & I love pizza.
I love saying pizza ... Pizza!
When I go to Dominos or Pizza Hut, I can easily polish off a whole pie.
But I only average 4 regular NYC size pizza slices at a sitting.
I'm also an avid fan of Music, Concerts, Television,
Cartoons (You're never too old to watch cartoons).
& When I can afford the time, I like to meet famous people.
I also love to draw, and minored in Studio Art.
I wish I made more time to let out my artistic skills.
Drop me a line anytime, because I'm quite bored...
Atleast when I'm not working 12-16 hour days.
Damn the film/tv industry! But I live for that shit.
Ka-ching! ... ya bastard.