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Matt

I am here for Friends

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Campbell, Dave Foley, Bill Murray, Trace Beaulieu, Will Ferrell, Mike Nelson, Joel Hodgson, Brendan Shanahan, Milla Jovovich, Sam Raimi, Meredith Monroe, Nicole de Boer, Bear Grylls, John Cleese, Mel Brooks, James Stewart, Kouta Hirano, Stan Winston, Nicolas Cage, Seth MacFarlane, Quentin Tarantino, Chuck Palahniuk, Mel Blanc, Johnny Depp, Lexa Doig, Conan O'Brien, Peter Parker, Bruce Willis, Ryan Reynolds, Leo Laporte, Master Shake

BBQ pork chops

MST3k fans know him as:
slab bulkhead, butch deadlift, gristle mc thornbody, bulk vaner huge, reed blastbody, blast thickneck.......

Whitest Kids sketch-
being wealthy means good lawyers bob. decisions getting easier all the time!

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! - discount clown shoes

so whats your zombie plan?

Scrubs - no, no he wouldn't not Optimus

He's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

MST3k sketch - the mads order from Torgo's pizza

My Blog

really tired of bogus friend requests

hmm someone would like to be added as one of your friends. sounds great right? well you would think so but for every 20 friend requests only 1 is legitimate. you know what i'm talking about the "oh s...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:44:00 GMT

to the bastard that took all my stuff

Well what can I say? You pretty much took all my shit that was important in one very expensive foul swoop. Why you took some things and not others completely boggles the mind. Seriously WTF?????? Can...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 21:48:00 GMT

being a responsible sibling?

I tried to delay as much as possible but I finally broken down and given in to my sisters pleas of having myspace. The question is can she handle it? I really hope so cause I'm putting a lot of trust ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 22:35:00 GMT

Not waving but drowning

Nobody heard him, the dead man,But still he lay moaning:I was much further out than you thoughtAnd not waving but drowning.Poor chap, he always loved larkingAnd now he's deadIt must have been too cold...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 22:23:00 GMT

Surviving the zombie apocalypse?

"There are two types of people in this world, those who have a plan prepared for when zombies take over the earth and those who don't. We call those last people dinner"-GriffRvB PSA Sure I have a zom...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 17:53:00 GMT

Being sick all weekend SUCKS

I finally break down and see a doctor. Call to get a time for them to squeeze me in. Even show up like 20 minutes early cause I figure all the paperwork since I've not been to a doctor in like 8+ year...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 19:28:00 GMT

My First Blog

well my friends finally cohersted me into getting on myspace. the question is now what? do i stay up updating my profile? start posting random crap? start blogs about random things no one else cares a...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 23:30:00 GMT