Drinker of Fortune is a prideful organization. Some of us dress
sharply others don't, we love the ladies, dogs, a good book and are
versed in the art of poker, though our primary fancy surrounds our
drinking.
We had nothing to do with the Hussite Wars in spite of rumors to the
contrary. We look unflattering in bathing suits, have a mixed bag
when it comes to facial hair and our prowess in Wagenburg Tactics
pales in comparison to our drinking prowess. (Drinker of Fortune has
very limited prowess when it comes to Wagenburg Tactics truth be
told).
We originate from the New Jersey, New York and Pennsylvania tri-state area
which has also been home to Lou Dobbs, Stephen Crane, the Steven King story
Christine and Fyodor Dostoevsky (that's a lie), and it is no hotbed for Wagenburg Tactics. Currently, membership of Drinker of Fortune spreads to both American coasts, with members also in Australia, Germany and dead.
Members of Drinker of Fortune are honorable for the most part, though
some have very few deep-seated emotional short comings, but you would
never notice that sort of thing unless you were really looking
.We are cautiously courteous, frequently punctual, randomly polite and
considerate of each other. One of us may have a few abandonment
issues left over from childhood, but what do you want from the guy?
Nobodys perfect, judge not lest you be judged...dick.
Anyway, as we mentioned earlier, that sort of thing would not normally come up in the course of everyday stuff. Trust us, even if you are astute enough to pick up
on any of that, we're very charming and you'll forget all about it as soon as
you start drinking with us.
Today we survive as Drinkers Of Fortune.
