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The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.

About Me

To all shiny newcomers... let me make this perfectly clear..PLEASE READ THE PROFILE BEFORE YOU EMAIL ME! So we can both avoid an awkward situation of me telling you to go back and read the profile so you can understand why I am not interested in being the 3rd wheel in the mix with your smarmy husband/sleazy girlfriend...whom I don't even know, I might add. And if all you have to offer in conversation is "nice pics/ youre hot!" don't bother. I don't need to be told that, if I didn't think I looked good in the pics I wouldn't have posted them. Empty compliments will get you nowhere. Not even a response. Offer me a real conversation and I'll be more likely to respond. Otherwise, here is your polite thank you "THANK YOU! :) "... now go away.
"Go sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here."
~Bohemian. Love. Lover. Seeker. Creator.
I'm a Starry eyed Stargazer Starstruck by Starshine.
~I Am
A Love
Of Love
In Love
With Love.
~
Contrary to popular belief, especially at 1st glance of my profile here, I am not a new age hippy. Lables are for boxes. Boxes are for dead things.

I wear my emotions and my heart on my sleeve. (which is why its all crusty with snot cuz I keep wiping my tears and my nose on it) I am direct, honest, open and truthful. I have scruples.
To give you a glimpse...A person I met on MySpace had this to say about me:
"You're an asshole! but in a positive constructive sort of way!!" I have no problem opening up or telling someone exactly what I think...of anything. Some interpret it as "in your face" or "brutal" honesty and find it harsh. Sometimes I am told its not always so much what I say but how I say it. My "tone" is often an issue with people and is often,in my opinion, misunderstood or misinterpreted. If you have an easily bruised ego or overly sensitive and are not open to passionate discussions or strongly worded opinions then I suggest you keep your distance because you will most likely think I am angry at you when I am not. I will not be held responsible for your emotions. They are your emotions. I have my own to look after. That being said, when I share my thoughts, feelings or opinions my intentions are not to hurt or insult others so if you cant take that fact into consideration and take things said to but not directed AT you personally then take a look at your own ego and do not seek to control me because you think I am wrong. I will genuinely be sorry for how you feel but not be sorry for what I say.
Please, never assume to know what I think or feel.I will be honest about how I feel always. There are no surprises. Ask me, I'll tell you. If you think I am mad, ask me if I am mad. But if you have to ask, Im probably not otherwise I would have told you already. But if you ask or if you share something with me I dont want to hear you whine about me telling you what I think just because its not what you wanted to hear or I didnt feed it to you with a sugar coating to help you swallow it easier. I wont use manipulative forms of communication like that.
I am ASSERTIVE. I say what I mean and I mean what I say. I don't play games so do not play them with me. This includes but is not limited to; crossing my personal boundaries, guilt trips, pouting, projecting your shit onto me or other emotionally manipulative tactics. I despise sneakiness, evasiveness, hot headed temper tantrums or violence in people. I do not have the time nor the room in my world for people like that. You will be confronted or called out on it and abruptly dismissed from my life. I don't dig people who feel they need to lie to gain my affections or respect. I'm sensitive and nurturing but my dark side is emotional and snappy. I can have a short fuse and a razor sharp tongue...but that never lasts long. I can also have infinite patience and be unusually understanding and forgiving. Do not attempt to take advantage of this fact.
Sarcasm is my friend. Irony introduced us. One might even call me sardonic and occasionally snarky :)
Sounds scary so far, doesn't it? I'm told I can be very intimidating but don't let it frighten or intimidate you. I'm really not a ball of anger waiting to be hurled at your head. I've just had it up to my eyeballs with people who think they can get over on me. Once you get to know me you can see I'm just a cheery little girl who always wants to play and love.
I try hard to be a good person, walk a spiritual path (that's Spiritual NOT religious mind you)
If I am ever to be quoted for anything this is what I'd like to be quoted for-
" Remember that if we are created in the image of God, then that makes US the CREATORS...SO CREATE!!.. if God is Love... WE are LOVE... act like it... and GO LOVE! Let everything you do be a creation of your reality in the name of Love."
~Yurii DeLaney
It is important to me to always have integrity. I'm told I am understanding, easy to talk to, I give good advice and that I am sagacious. (insightful and wise..I had to look it up too. lol) I'm playful, creative, silly, spunky, deep, friendly, very outspoken, occasionally quiet, strong but occasionally fragile and fiercely loyal.

I am very much a homebody and I like to entertain friends in small intimate groups. Quality not quantity. I just dont do well in large crowds anymore. So I don't go out much unless I know it won't be to a busy place. Forget going to movies or clubs on weekends. It won't happen.
i strictly avoid sports. I dont like sporting events (w the exception of going to a baseball game w a friend once in a while but Im really not ever giving a shit about the game or who wins. I just like eating the food and talking to my friend and really, we can do that anywhere and itll cost you a lot less), sport clothes, sports on tv, talking about sports...and I dont like being around big crowds in general but ESPECIALLY sport crowds.
I love art and all things beautiful or obscene as well as sacred or profane. I'm in love with my computer (please dont be jealous)I also love my dog, a rottie named Monster and my cat, Lucyfur. I love to eat good food, paint, watch movies, take walks...I'm a sucker for romance.
I have tattoos and piercings. I want more...but I dont get into tattoo sites n groups n stuff... I dont need to be part of some society of it. And Im not all into always checkin out other ppls ink..unless I meet them. Its like.. vaginas and dicks.. I dont really give a fuck what someones looks like... unless I know them and am in love w them.. then I wanna behold it as part of who the person is.
I am not a typical chick and because of that most of my friends are male. However, that being said, I still retain my femininity and I love being treated like a Princess. I love shopping. I love being taken shopping more. I love pink things, glitter, baubles and beads and other shiny stuff to adorn myself or my home with.

~ more pics of me, my dog Monster and cat Lucyfur can be found at my Photobucket account my current artwork is at www.yuriika.com and my other website is www.yuriination.com (which is currently down at the moment but Im workin on it)
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I have a weird sense of humor...
.... I sniff crotchless panties..sometimes while a crotch is still in them.
I am quirky. I can be fairly lazy and unmotivated unless prompted by others. I'm often late for everything cuz I take forever to get ready. (so, if you want me to be somewhere on time tell me the arrival time is at least 30 mins sooner than it actually is) I have what I call "o0o Shiny Syndrome". It's the Yurii version of ADD. I do the yummy dance in my seat when I'm eating something I am really enjoying. I get a single random hiccuup every now and then. Just one. I love words.

other little things like life passion, aspirations, regrets....
hmmm lets see.. my life passion Id have to say is the persuit of love, freedom, fighting censorship, being mindful of being a spiritual being, embracing femininity, my sexuality, Self discovery, and last but not least... my artistic expression. Its taking me a long time to unbury myself from the heap of emotional tar that was force fed me as a kid. I'm still chiseling away at it...bit by bit. But I can say, with confidence, that I have definitely tapped into that creative energy I knew was buried inside for so long and now that I have, the floodgates are bursting open, I am constantly working on some kind of artwork and I am loving life more than ever before.
aspirations... to be whole. To, as I mentioned, discover my artistic expression and do art and have it be my life.
I would also...like to have a child someday. Which is looking more and more like thats not gonna happen cuz men Ive been involved with thus far are shitheads and women cant knock me up. But ... I just do not want to die not having had the full experiance of being a woman. To reach the full capacity of what my sexuality is all about. To intentionally create life from Love. Nurture it and teach it to love so that they too may nurture others and teach love. Too many stupid and selfish people are breeding. I think its important someone consciously takes the responsibility to give the world more love.
A Haiku To Yurii from Brian:
Yurii is special
Colors like rainbows abound
Beauty beyond flesh

You scored as II - The High Priestess. The High Priestess is a card of intuition, instinct and hidden knowledge. She knows all your secrets, you can hide nothing from her. Yet you will never know the secrets she herself protects.If well aspected in a Tarot spread, this card can indicate the use of intuition to solve problems; trust to your instincts. If badly aspected, it can mean suppression and ignoring of such instincts - following your head at the expense of your heart.

II - The High Priestess


81%

XIX: The Sun


75%

III - The Empress


75%

XIII: Death


75%

XI: Justice


63%

VIII - Strength


63%

0 - The Fool


56%

I - Magician


50%

VI: The Lovers


44%

XV: The Devil


44%

XVI: The Tower


38%

X - Wheel of Fortune


38%

IV - The Emperor


38%
Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You?
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You scored as III - The Empress. The Empress is a maternal symbol. She is the mother figure who loves, nurtures and protects. She will protect you, she will always be there when you are in trouble. When you fall over and graze your knee, the Empress will kiss it better. Yet she is not a weak figure. Her compassion is strength. If her children are threatened she will stop at nothing to protect them. If well aspected in a Tarot spread, the Empress can symbolise security, protection and unconditional love. If badly aspected it can represent over-protectiveness, fear of risk taking and refusal to face the real world.

III - The Empress


88%

II - The High Priestess


69%

I - Magician


69%

XI: Justice


63%

XIII: Death


63%

VI: The Lovers


56%

IV - The Emperor


56%

0 - The Fool


50%

VIII - Strength


50%

XV: The Devil


50%

XIX: The Sun


50%

XVI: The Tower


38%

X - Wheel of Fortune


19%
Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You?
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Your Aura is Violet
Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world.
And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it!
The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say
Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony
Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach What Color Is Your Aura?
Your Aura is Blue
Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.
You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.
The purpose of your life: showing love to other people
Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah
Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?
~regrets.... I've had a few... but then again, too few to mention... ~
I have made some pretty bad errors in judgement. some really fucking stupid mistakes.(such as trusting the wrong people, both women and men,and wasting my time with men who were unworthy or unable to be a real man and live up to their promises and pretty words... Men, give 'em an inch... n they'll try to fuck u w/ it.) But to regret what Ive done and who Ive been would be futile really. It has all sculpted me into who and what I am today... and I love who that is.. even tho, I'm not yet where I want to be.
I'm left of center. I walk along the fringe. I question authority. I explore the depths of myself and those I choose to surround myself with.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with integrity, patience, respect and understanding. Friendly, Soulful people who just want to get together and have good conversations, eat good food, discuss beauty, art and Spirituality. Someone to watch movies with, take walks, create art with me. or next to me. Anything other than going to a bar or club, which is fine once in a while but I don't want my whole social life to revolve around that.
People with intelligence. people who can make me laugh. Good conversationalists. Artistic, playful open minded. Good sense of humor and not uptight or overly PC. Someone who can handle drugs and alcohol without being a drug addict or an asshole. SELF SUFFICIENCY PLEASE. Guys, have some dignity, will ya? I'm sick of taking care of bums. I'm looking to settle down, have a home, a rug rat or 2...that sort of thing. I can't be spotting you money for cigarettes, dinner, your drinks or drugs. If you cant afford them you cant afford me. I'm not a materialistic bitch and I've always been very giving but I've come to realize I end up getting taken advantage of often because of it. Someones gotta take care of me for a change. Add to my life. Don't subtract.

10 things to win my heart

1. make me laugh - dont be afraid to be silly, goofy, retarded..whatever : )
2. call me when u say ur going to - be reliable basically, have integrity
3. financially secure/independant (that means be able to pay your own bills and afford to have a girlfriend)
4. be an amazing lover, passionate, sexy, sensuous, aggressive yet gentle, patient, can have sex be Sacred or Dirty
5. know how to make me feel special - be thoughtful, sweet, kind, generous, attentive to my needs
6. take an interest in my life and allow me to take an interest/be a part of yours
7. allow me to maintain my independence (this does not mean reserving the right to exclude you from my activities as I do not appreciate it being done to me iether)
8. Honest, open, sharing, comminicative, forthgiving
9. emotionally supportive, nurturing, accepting, positive, affable
10. loyal - faithful, always stand by me/for us




Who I Would NOT Like To Meet: Backstabbers. Liars. Exaggerators. Phonies. Whiners. Control freaks. Mooches. Users. People who want to change me.
I do not want to meet anyone who is just looking to "party" or to "hook up". I don't care if you think I'm "hot", I care if you have a brain and know how to have a conversation. If you can't say much more than "I think you're hot, hit me up sometime." then don't bother. I won't be responding. Go pester the MySpace whores. They're down the hall and to the right.

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****Since it's become apparant no one actually reads profiles or can't follow simple instructions I've changed my preferences so that if you want me to add you ya gotta send me a message 1st since you'll need my email or full name to add me now. If we don't converse at least for a little while and find out if I even LIKE you, I'm not adding you. I'm still not adding any bands tho... even if you do email me.****

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Yurii's Disorder

Cause: just one of those things
Symptoms: vague delusions, drowsiness, winking
Cure: take two placebo tablets every day for the rest of your life
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

My Blog

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Lifting Of The Veil

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Change IS Possible. Hope Is Finally Here.

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Kittenradish

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Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 10:39:00 GMT

MY ADVICE TO YOU ALL

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Drug War Counterproductive

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I Am Jill’s Wasted Life

This guy cant even read or write and he just sold his artwork for $20,000,000 to a collector....I am Jills wasted life.....Needle Sized ArtVery incredible story!  Not only is this mans art cool ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:30:00 GMT

Drink Up Ye Heartys! Yo Ho!

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The Dog, The Cat And The Rat

My dad sent this to me last night. It's amazing. :)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~My cousin sent this to me. She usually sends me chain letter crap and stupid prayers that I have to send to 10 friends in...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 05:04:00 GMT

"Nasty" Dreams R.I.P. 2007

I cant sleep.It's been a year. (not since I slept) But a year since we lost my friend Kirk who died from an overdose. He was on many medications and drank heavily w them for a very long time. No one w...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 04:02:00 GMT