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Powernap On Satan’s Floor

About Me

Powernap On Satan's Floor was started by some goo in the ocean. The goo eventually turned into organic life and from there into fish. One fish decided that it was a good idea to go to the land. On land the fish mated with other land fish, and then eventually the fish started being born on the land, and started growing hair and feathers. Huge amounts of these creatures roamed the planet, and eventually some of the hairy animals found some fungus on the ground and changed their sense of awareness. A few days later Powernap On Satan's Floor was born from a winged harlot with blue skin. The rest is history.
Max started playing metal after a fatal accident happened to him involving 6 empty boxes, and one box where the contents were unspeakable things. He then was rezoreckted by one of the knights of the round table in 1432, hence after he slaughtered the knight and turned his sword into a bass guitar, and Max has been playing metal ever since.
Ryan/Satan is a vibration
Joe Tasker stole his hair from a battle with a unicorn across the frozen tundra of Pluto. Not many people know, but Pluto was home to the last unicorn. The keys of his keyboard are the ivory of their horns.
Matt Price is a drummer, he used to be a fireman, but after years of being on fire, he decided to be a firestarter, you are the firestarter. After killing that girl from that movie he decided to pick up the drums... little did he know it was going to be much harder playing drums in Powernap On Satan's Floor than it is to throw fireballs with your mind.
Jeremy Day is a singer born in Norway, lived in Sveden. He studed in the jungles of the amazon wilderness. Most of his studies were about lyric writing. Most of his time is spent eating raw meat and drinking whiskey. No one knows for sure where he really lived, and no one ever will. Except for the people that already do... know...
Sarah Martinez plays guitar... but she also plays with dirt. She was born from the krystal kaves of the southern ocean's Marianas Trench. Since it was rather cold down there, her tadpole form decided to erupt from a volcano, this is also where she learned how to play guitar. She got all of her guitar skills the instant that she exploded from the volcano. Since her power is so great we have to filter her guitar amp through a dragons heart so that the full sound is not heard, if it were to be heard all humans and animals would immediately start to orgasm, then there would be so many jucies that everything would start having babies, the world would become so overpopulated with animals that there would be no more room, and it would be very hard to play metal... so it's for your own good. :)
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Member Since: 27/02/2007
Band Members: Guitars: Sarah Martinez
Guitars: Ryan (Satan) Beckwith
Bass: Max Muscolino
Keys: Joe Tasker
Drums: Matt Price
Vox: Jeremy Day

Old Members...who are sluts...
Steve Olman: Guitars/Axes
Wyeth Holman: Bass-oon

Influences: Opeth, Symphony X, Meshuggah, Slayer, Between the Buried and Me, Death, etc.
Sounds Like: If you were sleeping and someone came along and shook you awake and they started screaming AHHHHHHHH... but then they gave you your favorite cookie and walked away...
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Powernap is looking for SINGERS!!!!

Our singer is going to be out of town until this summer, and we would like to find a temporary replacement for him. Men and women are welcome.If interested prepare part of or all of one of the songs,...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:10:00 GMT

Powernap is in the studio + PICTURES

This past weekend Powernap recorded 7 songs live to create a full-length CD. The mixing process will take another month or so, we will post a release date when it comes closer to then. We are ge...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:01:00 GMT

New Mixes: Bedtime for Ba’al Zebub

New Mixes are up!Bedtime for Ba'al Zebub take a nap with us.
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:39:00 GMT

New Members, Old Members

As you may have noticed we have a new guitarist... Sarah Martinez.Our old guitarist, Steve Olman, moved to AZ to pursue a career. We wish him the best of luck and he will be missed by all. If you we...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:38:00 GMT

How to Powernap

Just wanted let you all know the best way to nap.  NAP!-Jeremy
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:46:00 GMT