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MELANIE

Keep your drink just give me the money...

About Me

WORDS I LOVE: (I forgot to put) GRIMEY, Awesome, Kinky, Fool, Vestibule, Precious, Retarded, Ruckus, Genre, Delicious, Reciprocity, Squabble, Precocious, Fuck Job, Hypnotized, Tedious, Sweetness, Papi, Dreamy, Cupcake, Delightful, Rapture, Bubble Gum, Flaw, Twice Quick, Illumination, Adorable, Intimate, Traverse, Euphoric, Indecisive, Mesmerize, Equilibrium, Intentions, Perceive, Alluring, Whimsical, Nifty, Flighty, Vixen, Puggle (I think that's funny), Enthralling, Consumed, Discerning, Enchanting ............................................................ ................................ I am EXTREMELY funny. I'm pretty sure I'm the funniest person I know!!! It's true. And please don't send me messages asking me to be funny for you. I'm not a puppet. I can't be funny on command. Not that puppets are funny or anything. I LOVE MUSIC...however I am not one of those people who are so obsessed with it that they put other people down for their musical interests!!! I'm not down with the "I"m too cool, gotta dance by myself cuz I'm so hardcore lonely and depressed and now I'm gonna look at you as if you're not good enough for my scene because you don't dress to my liking" kind of people....so don't put your bullshit musical politics on me...thanks...so anyway, FOODS I LIKE INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO: Count Chocula, jelly beans, marshmallows, M&M's, tacos (my favorite), brownies, ice cream, pizza, animal crackers, french fries, vodka sauce...I love coffee. I basically kinda like food. I like all things 80's and 50's. I like when old movies take place outside but it is really inside and the background is super fake...where it looks like the trees were drawn with sharpies or some shit...that rocks. I like when things are surprising to me. I enjoy listening to other peoples' conversations in restaurants. Millions of people live in this world that you don't know and they all have their own lives and you have no idea as to what goes on in those lives....I find that interesting and weird at the same time. I constantly contradict myself. I know all of my flaws and I don't have a problem attesting to them. I don't even mind that I have flaws. I think it's kind of cool and I like the fact that I don't have a problem admitting to MOST of them. I also like to do a lot of things half-assed. I start things and rarely finish them but that doesn't bother me either. It makes me the person I am. It's not intentional. I get consumed by things for a week or two and then I'm on to the next thing. Example: I'll start knitting something and spend hours doing and then one day I wake up and find it to be completely boring and useless. I like that about myself. Basically, I am awesome...well no, I am just me and no one else and that in itself is awesome. (I also over use the word awesome)....

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My Interests


Music:

Incubus, Guns N' Roses, Tupac, Bjork, The Pretenders, Prince, OutKast, The Shins, Keane, The Postal Service, Social Distortion, AFI, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Pantera, Alice in Chains, Maria Mena, Samantha Fox (old school), The Vines, GangStarr, The White Stripes, Michael Jackson, Ashlee Simpson, NIN, Glassjaw, The Distillers, My Chemical Romance, Janis Joplin, Butch Walker, Andrew W. K., Le Tigre, Thursday, The Used, Suicidal Tendencies, Rob Zombie, Coheed and Cambria, Rancid, The Smiths, OTEP, The Clash, The Doors, A Static Lulliby, Rhett Miller, Gavin Degraw, Led Zepplin, Diana Ross, BEP, Lionel Richie, Madonna, Jane's Addiction, Foo Fighters, Bone Thugs N Harmony, early 90's rap and r&b...it hurts to think of them all!!!!

Movies:

The Breakfast Club, Life as a House, The Boondock Saints, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Waking Life, Requiem for a Dream, A Clockwork Orange, Empire Records, Big Fish, What Dreams May Come, Remember the Titans, Frailty, Pretty in Pink, Some Kind of Wonderful, Dream a Little Dream, Office Space, Donnie Darko, Halloween, The United States of Leland, The Notebook, Crash, Anchorman, Elf, Garden State....can't think of any more right now

Television:

My Mexican novela Rebelde, The Gilmore Girls - why?, Veronica Mars, Las Vegas, Ugly Betty, Jerhico,I think that's it.

Books:

All of the Celestine Prophecy books, Suddenly Last Summer, Angels and Demons, She's Come Undone, Steppenwolfe, A Midsummer Night's Dream. I like a lot of Shakespeare plays and sonnets and I like poetry by E.E. Cummings.

My Blog

A Brand New Day

Very recently, a terrible tragedy occurred in my family.  Although it did not happen directly to me, it hit me really hard.  It's made me question a lot of things about life and people. ...
Posted by MELANIE on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:00:00 PST

Hey Assholes...Yes That Means You

In case you missed my bulletin:   I just want to say thanks sooo much for not showing up, calling to say you weren't showing up, saying you were gonna show up and then not showing and knowing tha...
Posted by MELANIE on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:37:00 PST

IT'S MY SURVEY BLOG, COME IN WON'T YOU?

Do you do the peace sign a lot?YES ONLY WHEN I GIVE THE PEACE SIGN I USUALLY LEAVE OUT MY POINTER FINGERWhen's the last time you kissed someone?2 MONTHS AGOCan you do a cartwheel?WHO WOULD W...
Posted by MELANIE on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:49:00 PST

Welcome to 1984

I don't want to sound like a bitch, but I'm so sick of people being all into the 80's because it's trendy. I actually do love the 80's. I have the best memories from them. I just think that all the te...
Posted by MELANIE on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 04:21:00 PST

I would have stayed up with you all night

Had I known how to save a life...   I am so sick of watching my friends be put into horrible sad situations all the time.  I don't understand why some of us just always have bad things happe...
Posted by MELANIE on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:42:00 PST

I may have vacuumed your french fry from my car but....

I still have the rose you gave me last October in Connecticut.  That stays with me forever.   I'm still sorry I got rid of your fry....
Posted by MELANIE on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:11:00 PST

What if reality isn't real?

What if life isn't real?  What if this is all a dream or a memory?  Or what if you are not you, but someone else's memory.  Maybe some random person is having a 27 year dream about a fi...
Posted by MELANIE on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 05:09:00 PST

Taste the Rainbow

To Whom it May Concern: On Sunday July 2, 2006 there was a small thunderstorm.  When the storm was over two magical rainbows appeared in the sky over the field next to my house.  I took some...
Posted by MELANIE on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 05:13:00 PST

For my Birthday I got... (pics included)

Care Bear Chapstick, Sparkly Pens, David Hasslehoff Pictures, Grape Charm Bracelet, a new baking pan to make brownies for my peoples and a pretty half Asian named Boyfriend....that...
Posted by MELANIE on Wed, 24 May 2006 11:21:00 PST

TOP 8

About your top 8:1. Mooch2. Jackie Rotten3. Asian Boyfriend aka Eric 4. Steven5. Thriftwares6. Tupac7. Dane Cook8. Butch Walker Fill in the Blanks!1 is: MY BROTHER2 is: VERY CLOSE FRIEND3 is: MY ...
Posted by MELANIE on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:59:00 PST