I like to shake; it like a Polaroid picture, my money maker, it but don't break it, fries with that, shake my bootie!
I'd like to meet:
I had this dream once, I dreamed this dream of meeting someone that found the little annoying things in me charming, someone that wanted to bounce over buildings with specially designed coil shoes and drink highly toxic energy drinks to talk and talk and talk to me everyday and never grow tired of mocking others, or plotting schemes to dismantle the world or finding new ways to get the other to say gross first. I had this dream where someone's mom would think us latent lesbians that shared chinese food and complained to ambiguously gay model waiters about how fortune cookies these days omit fortunes and opt for obvious remarks that piss us off. I had a dream, during a well deserved snooze, that I met someone who shared a single wavelength that went around the world 4 times, as well as a love for the greatest and best band in the world; a hard core love that is cemented with tattoos and vanity plates. I had this dream of a time where only penne pasta existed and all email conversations were composed in haiku. I dreamt that stories of vomit baths, jail house romps, along with games like 20 questions, M.F.K and movie making with a sleeping Indian would shorten long car rides and sharing the same muse would make for wondrous pretend feuds. In this dream, someone would tell me I'm actually worth IT everyday, whatever IT is, and I would believe it! The amazing thing is: I woke up recently and bam!!!!!
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I'd like to meet: Jake Gyllenhaal, James Spader, Jack Black, Stewie, Brook Burke, Tommy Lee, the "ask a ninja" guy, my hottie; Lauren Graham and Pearl Jam.
Music:
Pearl Jam of course!
I just realized a new found fascination for Milli Vanilli, MC Hammer, Bobby Brown and BBD. Closet Ashlee fan. Matchbox 20 lyrics have awakened demons and inspired naughty poetry lately. NFL on Fox Theme song gets stuck in my head a lot. JT ignites down low fires. Violent Femmes initiate carpool mishaps of the outrageous kinds. Dave's voice makes my brain burn and my guts go gooey! The Killers are like totally awesome dude - that guy has nothin to be modest about if you ask me - aren't you glad you didn't?
Movies:
Back to the Future, Footloose, Grease 2, Dumb and Dumber, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Secretary, 50 First Dates, Star Trek 2, The Wedding Singer, Renaissance Man, Star Wars, Con Air, Pulp Fiction, Heathers, About a Boy, Napoleon Dynamite, Sin City, Ground Hog Day, Mr. Mom, The Rock, I Am Sam . . . The list goes on.
Television:
Give me TV and some Reduced Fat Cheez-It's and I'm set for life! I love: Boston Legal, The Office, Family Guy, Pushing Daisies, Grey's Anatomy, the 4400, General Hospital, The Dead Zone, So You Think You Can Dance, Heroes, Run's House, Dexter, Every countdown show on VH1 and E!
Heroes:
Eddie Vedder, John Maxwell, Ralph Garman
