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About Me

Hi. I'm David Michael Thomas, and you're not. I play keyboards for JASMINE CAIN, a super bad-ass hard rock group and Randolph Robinson and the Widdershins, an awesome rootsy-folky band, but have toured and recorded with a variety of artists doing a multitude of styles. I also write my own material and as of this writing am 945 days without a drink. I enjoy aimless conversations, lost causes, herbal remedies and the word 'enjoy'. I cannot abide health-nazi fascists, non-smoking sections, and people who dislike smokers and/or push them to the fringes of society. I'm also in favor of a complete boycott of Sheraton hotels because of their policy regarding fines for smoking in non-smoking rooms. I don't believe in god, but I believe it is my god-given right to burn things and inhale them. If politicians really want to protect us from something, they should bring the fucking constitution back, because the constitution protects us from politicians and overzealous law-enforcement officers.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Owners of lonely hearts, brilliant troubled people, hot women with no baggage, the guy who stole my password 6 months ago. Oh, and me:

My Blog

Things I Wish I Wrote

I don't have time to write a good blog right now, because I'm about to drive to Bumfuck, Nebraska. However, earlier today I read something that made me ROTFL. Becase I am your BFF, I'm going to share ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Aug 2009 12:05:00 GMT

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I haven't written a blog since March. I'm not sure I even remember how. I have lost a few subscribers, which I expected. Actually, I'm surprised more people didn't unsubscribe. I am now at a solid 85 ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:48:00 GMT

Dave's California Survival Handbook

Greeting, dear readers, from beautiful Culver City, California. The weather here is a balmy 66 degrees, the freeway next to the hotel is pulsing with constant traffic (which I am glad I am not in), ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 11:38:00 GMT

Welcome Back, Frank

Well, I just couldn't help myself...I had to write a blog about this.Today, "Punisher: War Zone" comes out in theaters, and if there's a 5:00 showing, I will be there (any later and I'll be late for m...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:36:00 GMT

Our Future Is Going Down The Tube

Wake up, wake up, wake up.It's the first of the month.And welcome to my first blog since the (glorious) 2008 Presidential Election.READER: Where the HELL have you been Dave?I'm glad you asked.Firstly,...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:33:00 GMT

There’s Only One Way To Barack

Today is the day I break my blog silence, and what an awesome day it is. I've lost a couple subscribers... I'm down to 82 now. Oh well. I told many of my friends that if McCain won, I was going to lea...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:30:00 GMT

My Heart Bleats

You remember what I complained about in my last blog?Yeah?Well, I'm going to do some bleating now. This is as close as I'm going to get to political discourse this election. Enjoy. I have to ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:59:00 GMT

Real Blog

I know, I know. It's been a long time since my last blog.If you're reading this, I assume that you wouldn't mind knowing what the hell took me so long...so I will sum up the past 3 weeks in a single r...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:03:00 GMT

Take It To The Sommet

This blog will be short, because I have to go to Indiana. I saw the  Eagles in concert last night. For free. On accident. It was awesome. They played at the Sommet Center in downtown Nashville. N...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:26:00 GMT

Bad Language

Yesterday, as I was pulling up to my house after running some errands, I noticed a mother and child in the front yard of the house across the street from mine. The kid could not been more than four ye...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:24:00 GMT