Member Since: 27/02/2007
Band Website: Do WHAT now?
Band Members: Nigel Crumpet: Guitar and general pretentiousness.
Colonel Corndog: Bass with extreme prejudice.
Potatoes O'Brien: He beats things good.
Influences: Pink fuzzies, rainbows, hot pants, Christopher Walken, Voltron, John Ritter, Rob's belly button, David Lee Roth, prostitutes, snacks, that one time I swallowed a penny, Jesus, Gwar, Rob's dog, Rob's cats, Rob's mean-assed li'l fish, Slim Jims, General Motors, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, Halloween, Fricker's, Fleming's, Federal Express, fire, indecent exposure, astronaut ice cream, complete and utter disregard for safety and ethics, Tim Meadows, Marvel Comics, the State of Ohio, the State of Oregon, ninjas, Sylvester "Doc" Day, Dignan, Beth, Krista, whatever random slut Rob is banging, the weather, Karate, the Minutemen (you knew it was coming), parades, lips, Phil Collins, Cholula Hot Sauce, my buddy Matt, whoever invented Rice Krispies Treats, Quentin Tarantino, Greg Schultz, the internet, farts, Pocket Repeat, Steel Reserve Malt Liquor, WD-40, drugs, other drugs, Chrysler, J.J. Walker, that lump on the bottom of my foot that won't go away, Stephen Colbert, ice hockey, tacos, Kyle Crouch, vaginas, horticulture, the Kennedy family, school shootings, Chuck Norris, the FBI, the CIA, the DEA, the ATF, the OHS, the NRA (WTF?), people with eleven fingers, KRS-One, other bands, the R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company, large areolas (pepperonis), those sneaky Gypsies, kung-fu, family gatherings, Stephen Hawking, Peter Gabriel, projectile vomiting, K-Mart, compact cars, full-size cars, and rabbits.
Sounds Like: The dismembered, then reanimated corpses of Keith Moon, Django Reinhardt, and Jaco Pastorius LIVE!!! ...for one night only, playing inside Krakatoa as it rains down fiery death and oblivion on the slack-jawed masses below.
Record Label: $1.99 (Made in Taiwan)
Type of Label: Indie