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I am a fast talking, shoot from the hip, no nonsense type of guy. I am the type of guy strangers approach to ask directions. I am the type of guy who enjoys nothing more than a glass of nicely chilled ice tea on a summers evening. I am the type of guy who likes to know the origins of peoples names, and inform them if needs be. Animals know instinctively that I am their friend.
In Short, folks, I am a Neat guy.

My Life Story

No one ever knew rightly who Kevin O'Brien was. Some say he was a german Spy.Some say he was the infamous Le Chiffre. Some even say he wore white socks, like Micheal Jackson.
Nonetheless, Our hero was a man of many talents. Card Sharp, arbiter of good taste, Guru to Guru, imbiber of Strange and beautiful potions, and a wit who cut a dash across the fashionable drawing rooms of Europe, His uncanny ability to find welding torchs in all sorts of unusual places led many to suppose that the A Team was based on his life.
He regularly partnered Jean Paul Sartre in three legged races, conquered Mont Blanc garbed only in a smoking Jacket and a pair of plus fours and was worshipped by a mullingar cargo Cult.
Generous to a fault, he retired destitute to his Westmeath Mansion , surrounded by his beloved Yorkshire Terriers until his ninety third year.
His name was Kevin Patrick Reginald Arthur Saturnicus O'Brien...Bon Viveur Raconteur and Friend of the Working girl...He was Never Bored!