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christamonster

IM PILOTIN THE PUSSY

About Me


me:
triple decker peanutbutter and strawberry jam sandwiches
I am all about art.
I have a wonderfully strong inner child
I am dirty probably more than i am clean
I have long hair most of the time
I can not spell.
I apparently am not a vegetarian.
I am a non meateater, have been for 5 years.
I love r.o.y.g.b.i.v. and ill prove it.
I'm a smart ass, and get told so often.
I ruin opportunity.
I had to look up how to spell opportunity.
I'm a procrastinator.
A heart breaker.
I get real bored with life on and off.
I go to UofH .
I drink too much soda.(not at the moment)
I heart lip gloss , I always have some on me.
I've been in 4 wrecks and my car has been totaled.
I'm terrified of getting old , but not of dying.
I have one regret in life , other than that i regret nothing.
you'll love me if you don't hate me first.
the first song on the list is the anthem while its up

My Interests



2024.(r.i.p)
acting, adobe photoshop , art, asemblage, b.a.g. , barnes and noble seshes , being on stage, boots, cake ,candy, chocolate, comedy,cynicism, dancing, david cross, dinosaurs, drama, duct tape, eyes, fast cars, fine art, finger painting, food, friends(not the show) , george carlin, grassy hills, gum, h&h , home made jewelry , hope, houston, hugs, ice cream, instant messager, kisses, laughing, lightning bolts, lip gloss, livejournal, love, love notes, magic, making things, mermaids, mixtapes, movies, music, myspace, my mother , new socks, new art supplies , ninjas, painting, personality, phonecalls that make your sides hurt, photobooths, pictures, pirates, pizza, plattern , poems, rain, rainy days, rent, "ring",robin williams, robots, roses, sculpture, sewing, she shaw , shoes , silkscreening, simpsons, snowcones, stars, steven lynch, storms, summer, swedish fish, talking, teen girl squad, texas, theatre, theiving, valentines, vegetarians, velcro shoes, vikings, wes anderson, zombies ..
C.O.

I'd like to meet:

who i'd meet if i had a chance

"But maybe when the end comes, it'll be like being in love. You'll spend all your time worrying about the warning signs for one thing, and then it's over for no reason at all. What I'm hoping for is an asteroid. The scientists will notice it early. Maybe we'll have two days. We can go outside and the big crazy moon will take up more and more of the sky. Every minute it'll be bigger. We'll stay up for that whole two days because there's plenty of time to sleep when we're dead."

im tired of trend friends. if you're down to hang out, let's get to it.

Music:

all time quarterback , ambulance ltd, the american analog set , and you will know us by the trail of dead , animal collective , the anniversary, the aquabats , the arcade fire, architecture in helsinki , the avalanches, band of horses, belaire , beulah , the blood brothers, bright eyes, broken social scene, the boy least likely too, built to spill, camera obscura, the cansecos, clinic , clap your hands say yeah!, cursive, DBS , DCFC, deceparesidos, The decemberists, decibully, denali, the elected , en vogue , erlend oye, the faint , figurine , fischerspooner , for stars, fruit bats, the go! team , goldfinger , the ghost talk, half-handed cloud, older hot hot heat, heptic skeptic , jeremy williams and the homosapiens , islands, iowa and back, johanna newsom , john legend , jr.sr, karate, kings of leon, kings of convenience , le tigre, lightning bolt! , loyal Frisby, los straightjackets , lucero , manitoba, man or astro-man? , metric , modest mouse, MOS , mobiusband , the moving units , of montreal, neutral milk hotel , piebald , the planet smashers , the PS , pony up, q and not u, rainer maria, the red light sting , ratatat, rilo kiley, rocky votolato, saturday looks good to me , schneider tm, scattered pages , secret mommy, the speration, soundboner , sound team , spain colored orange, spoon, superchunk , stereo total , sufjan stevens , talib kweli, tegan & sara, tilly and the wall, tom waits , ugly casanova , the unicorns, The vells , the whitestripes , why? , willis.
im greedy with my music.
if you dont know whats up,
you dont know whats up.
skrew'd kind of goes hard. when you do it right.
-I was a lanscape in your dream
-aurora borealis
-put you on the game
-right or wrong
-cloud
-exact nutral
-turn on
-in bloom
-bit rate (so good)
-your mother
dear lord this needs to be updated

Movies:

wes anderson's work , amelie , batle royal , super troopers , happy gilmore, billy madison , the 5th element , total recall , pulp fiction, full metal jacket , shawshank redemption, resevoir dogs, map pencilfag, me you and everyone we know rockstar, survive style +5 , rejected , science of sleep, and the usual suspects.

Books:


talk all the shit you want about koontz , but the new odd thomas one is askin' to be read

Heroes:

3.13.05

3.18.06

“A lot of my books I’ve intended for children primarily, but nobody would ever publish them as children’s books. I don’t know many children. And I don’t really remember what it was like being a child. I use children a lot because they’re so vulnerable. Children are pathetic and quite frequently not terribly likeable. I don’t really know any babies. I’ve never known any babies.”~ Edward Gorey

My Blog

we’ze internet famous..

hello my name is christa and i am a scenesteri was told i was on the front for a second....
Posted by christamonster on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 01:47:00 PST

shake your hair darling, you’re drowning.

a stencil for patricks b-daymy short and wet hair.meat market.your feet are no longer cobbled, or dirtyshe was the nymph of the river...known for her beer showersthey had intentions of becoming mer-pe...
Posted by christamonster on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:12:00 PST

also.. totally unimportant

befores and afters..i cant find the rest at the moment... i will thoughFebruary 23, 2006 - Thursday[x] broken a promise.[x] made a new friend.[] fell in love[x] fell out of love[] done something you s...
Posted by christamonster on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:09:00 PST

goooooood morrrrning viet-naaammm

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Posted by christamonster on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:29:00 PST

today is the 11th

one month is october 11th.here we go.water for days.
Posted by christamonster on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:43:00 PST

colors.

though black is not a color it's a value:my newest play list.young buck- black glovesB.I.G & frank sinatra -littlegreen apples/hypnotizequasimoto- green powerjimi hendrix-purple hazeforeigner...
Posted by christamonster on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:27:00 PST

cmaaaaann

Houston Bush Intercont'l, TX to Palm Springs, CA Depart: 08/23/07-12/13/07 Return: 08/25/07-12/13/07 $318 errbody knows they want to go..
Posted by christamonster on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:11:00 PST

Im sick, you couldnt measure my dick with six rulers

I love from butter pecan to blackberry molass'I don't discriminate, I regulate every shade of the assa few randoms from recently.I like the bartender(Oooo If you're lookin' for me)I'm at the bar with ...
Posted by christamonster on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 08:37:00 PST

Did you get what you wanted, did you take what you wanted from me?

in kams words:"its heartbreaking to find out that the people you thought you knew the most...you dont know at allwhen those things you thought would never go away...dissapearand when those people who ...
Posted by christamonster on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:04:00 PST

if you are ever in minor touble with me

and the occasion calls for it ..involve these things.. and we should be okorbeh beh otters...
Posted by christamonster on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 10:59:00 PST