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About Me

How to make a hanskristian
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
3 parts self-sufficiency
3 parts instinct
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion
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From Go-Quiz.comAim-hiram1980The only difference between a tattooed man and a non-tattooed man is that the tattooed man does not care if you don't have tattoos...I just like this quote.... Now lets see about me, well... Porn makes me laugh. I love Dr. Pepper. I love dancing - swing, salsa, ballroom, dosent matter. I probably work on my computer too much. Im a dork, a geek, and a romantic. A Horrible combo if you ask me. I have this thing with people and accents I think its hot, tattoos and piercings are a turn on. I get bored a lot and pretend that i'm a secret agent...I hum my own theme music as well. I dont follow rules very well. Drinking seems to cause my clothing to evaporate. Im a Pirate, aarg I be plundering the booty....aarg. I also plan on taking over the world someday with a sock and a ant eater cause who cant love an ant eater...Jarasic Fart

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My Interests

Computers, rock climbing, sky diving, sports (not watching), gaming, programming, swimming, mountain biking, running, hiking, 4 wheeling, horse back riding, Dancing, surfing, Photography, Art (in all its forms), Mythology (any type), skinny diping. Course there is more, but im getting tired of typing here.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone intelligent and is able to kick ass in fishnets and hot pink! Like thats really going to happen. I'm currently not looking for any serious relationships, friends would be cool though. No option mundane ..!

Music:

Nirvana,Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Foo Fighters, Dashboard Confessional, Hoobastank, The Starting Line, Goldfinger, The Cure, Duran Duran, Outkast, Ludacris,Aerosmith,The Beatles, The Doors, J. Hendrix,

Movies:

The Matrix,StarGate (series and movie), The Mummy 1&2, Die Hard, Lethal Weapon,Tank Girl,Full Metal Jacket, Lone Wolf and Cub,Pirates of the carribean,Edward Sizzorhands,Beatlejuice,Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad World,The 9th Gate, and im having a brain freeze, I'll continue this later if you dont mind.

Television:

I dont watch T.V, thats why i have so many damn movies.

Heroes:

I live my life to be me, not to be someone else. ..

My Blog

So it begins

Here I go following my dreams, and with help and support from friends it just might happen. I'm going to start training again for polevaulting. I'm giving up some of my favorite things, no more smokin...
Posted by hanskristian on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 02:37:00 PST

yup

Sex is when a guys communication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration ...
Posted by hanskristian on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 08:43:00 PST

Work in progress

I have a Shanty Group and a Shanty profile, I will be working on both sites. Any ideas you have I would be happy to hear them.
Posted by hanskristian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Programs to try

Software programs, a must have for any computer. Today I have 2 Products for you to try for your computers safe keeping. 1.)If you have not already heard of it, here it is, AVG Anti Virus. I thi...
Posted by hanskristian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Got any computer problems / Issues?

My brain feels a little bored right now, so, heres the plan to fix this little problem of mine. If you have any problems, issues, concerns or just looking for information about software or hardware fo...
Posted by hanskristian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Work in progress

I whisper dreams of illusions, They are my delusions. These deluted dreams remain, implated in my brain. Listen closely and you can hear, My swallowed heart in fear. For no one else can see...
Posted by hanskristian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Aphallatosis

If you know this word, without looking it up. Then your awsome, and we should go out ;)
Posted by hanskristian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jack in the Box now serving turtle

Ya, you heard me, jack in the box is now serving (live) turtles. Before I begin, let me give you a little background.....Patrick, a nice guy, is someone I work with in the mornings. Big family dad sor...
Posted by hanskristian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yggdrasil = the World Tree, an ash.

"The ash is the best an greatest of all trees; its branches spread out over the whole world and reach up over heaven. The tree is held in position by three roots that spread far out; one is among the ...
Posted by hanskristian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Someone asked what a did last night.

Course I told them that, "I watched Martha Stewart, learned how to make a nice arrangement out of an old watering can and some gorgeous tulips I saw when i was jogging. What the fuck do you think I di...
Posted by hanskristian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST