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About Me

Quite possibly the most misunderstood enigma of my time... I am whoever I say I am. I have the maturity of an eggplant. I should get some style. I wish that I had freckles and a tan. Oh well... Sometimes I paint my toe nails red. I've been known to recycle my socks. Everyone has a secret side. I have a habit of making enemies out of lovers and lovers out of friends...how popular am I? You do the math. Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who responds positively to comments such as: "If you were an ear of corn, I would shuck you and toss your empty husk into the compost to recycle you like the USED WHORE that you are!!!!!" That kind of shit turns my crank...HARD, and slightly to the left.

My Blog

illegitimate?

....oh shit.
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 19:13:00 GMT

True Blue Blech

It always sucks when you lose respect for someone who, at one time, you thought was really cool. Oh well, shit happens. Perhaps it's best not to have been left with a lasting impression. No time t...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:14:00 GMT

9 yrs

I miss you Daddio.
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:48:00 GMT

xx

Well what the fuck,just my luck,drunk and high,no reason why,I"m not gonna lie,I'll do it again, not sure just when, but I'll do it again.
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 01:04:00 GMT

I think I'm in love....

...with my myself!
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 00:07:00 GMT

Facebook

...can eat my ass.
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:30:00 GMT

Ranty McRanterson

Some fucking concerts should be shot.  What the fuck is the deal with an all ages show?...I don't give a flying fuck about today's youth...give me some fucking beer! Oh well, I think I'm in love ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:15:00 GMT

Don't you be givin' me the old shifty eye...

Basically it all comes down to balls...some guys got em', and sadly...some guys don't.
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 20:48:00 GMT

Ouch

I'm fucking hung this morning.  Why dear god, for the love of everything holy, am i awake at this ungodly hour, feeling the wrath? A little part of me wishes for death.  
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:51:00 GMT

Against every mother fucking last one of you!

ok, i'm a little drunk right now, so all I will say for the moment is that I had a FUCkING BLAST LAST NIGHT!  My neck hurts this morning for some unknown reason...I'm broke, I was hung over and I...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:55:00 GMT