I'd like to meet:
Chris Moyles (junk food), Noel Edmonds (omlette), Noel Gallagher (monkey brain stew), Gene Simmons (tongue soup), Tony Blair (chewy mutton), Alice Cooper (with chocolate ice cream), Jordan (too many E numbers), Courtney Love (as a couch, don't eat pig), and lastly Keira Knightley (toothpick),