You might have seen me on the news, i was the first talking dog to sail solo round the moon.
adopt your own virtual pet!Following the tragic shooting of Quentin Tosshole, my beloved guard duck (ahem, by me), i have replaced him with this bizarre black turtle. i prefer to call it a 'shadow turtle', and undoubtedly cool species in my opinion. He was named after the proverbial shaft which was far smoother than first predicted. A black turtle with a smooth shaft is not one to mess with, anyone caught dissing him will be hung. His guarding abilitys are in doubt in the short term, but a moat will soon be built around the profile and thus any unwelcome intruders will be horrifically nipped. Let us all hope he will become such a legendary figure as Quentin, but without the ending, which was unfortunately undercooked. I dont eat turtles, so his dignity is ok for now......
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