I'd like to meet:
I would like to meet: A civilization of sausage people who dwell in underground systems of tunnels and caves, living off nutrients they mine from soil with little pickaxes and shovels. I don't mean sausage like the breakfast kind.........I mean like the summer sausage kind, the kind you eat with cheese and crackers. Only these sausages would be alive.....with arms and legs, feet and hands, eyes and ears and little sausage mouths.......so on and so forth. I would tell them not to be afraid of man, to come out from their dwellings and be one with the world. It will be a brave new world with sausage people and man side by side for the first time. We shall forever live on in harmony with the sausage people, never again shall a sausage be harmed in the name of nutrition.................... starvation first.