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About Me

my holga doesn't have bulb settings. And I'm a douchebag.

My Interests

laughing at you. your team. tv carnage and street boners. making fun of people. tiki drinks. baking. and now decorating what I bake.

I'd like to meet:

your mother's cavernous vaginaOh and other douchebags. Because one douchebag+another douchebag= starts with hilarity and ends in tears.also, is it weird that I'd rather be billy joel than christy brinkley in this video?

Music:

Boston

Movies:

kali mah shukdi' de. (Um num shiva, um num shiva)

Television:

what television?

Books:

the babysitters club

Heroes:

hero squad: buster bluthe, indiana jones, freddy mercury, and doc holiday gets a seal for marksmanship

My Blog

when did orange county...

start CRAMPING MY SAILOR STYLE?!? there are anchors and stripes on fucking EVERYTHING down here. haha, my dad was reading this over my shoulder and he just hit me.
Posted by california casual on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 07:08:00 PST

summer's coming.

I just saw a fat girl in a tube top. this summer is all about bikes, booze and beach. are you ready?
Posted by california casual on Wed, 24 May 2006 01:41:00 PST

I dont deserve this..

I've got it now, like a thorn in my side the size of a cadillac.
Posted by california casual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's officially summer

Today I sat in a kiddie pool in my driveway and drank spiked lemonade with my housemates, and drank a delightful margarita with elizabeth-from-forms-and-ideas-class. I'd say I feel accomplished.
Posted by california casual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stop, collaborate and listen..

it's 1:49am. Is my asian visual culture paper done yet? no. Is it due tommorrow? yes. God-damn.
Posted by california casual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST