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im 23 carpe diem I'm a modern man...I'm a modern man A man for the millennium Digital and smoke freeA diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrectI've been uplinked and downloaded I've been inputted and outsourced I know the upside of downsizing I know the downside of upgradingI'm a high tech lowlife A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecondI'm new wave but I'm old school And my inner child is outward boundI'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer Voice activated and biodegradableI interface from a database And my database is in cyberspace So I'm interactive I'm hyperactive And from time-to-time I'm radioactiveBehind the eight ball Ahead of the curve Riding the wave Dodging a bullet Pushing the envelopeI'm on point On task On message And off drugs I got no need for coke and speed I got no urge to binge and purgeI'm in the moment On the edge Over the top But under the radarA high concept Low profile Medium range ballistic missionary A street-wise smart bomb A top gun bottom feederI wear power ties I tell power lies I take power naps I run victory lapsI'm a totally ongoing big foot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach A raging workaholic A working rageaholic Out of rehab And in denialI got a personal trainer A personal shopper A personal assistant And a personal agendaYou can't shut me up You can't dumb me down 'Cause I'm tireless And I'm wireless I'm an alpha male on beta blockersI'm a non-believer and an over-achiever Laid back but fashion forwardUp front Down home Low rent High maintenanceSuper size Long lasting High definition Fast acting Oven ready And built to lastI'm a hands on Footloose Knee jerk Head casePrematurely post-traumatic And I have a love child who sends me hate mailBut I'm feeling I'm caring I'm healing I'm sharing A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giverMy output is down But my income is up I take a short position on the long bond And my revenue stream has its own cash flowI read junk mail I eat junk food I buy junk bonds I watch trash sportsI'm gender specific Capital intensive User friendly And lactose intolerantI like rough sex... I like rough sex I like tough love I use the f word in my email And the software on my hard drive is hard core, no soft pornI bought a microwave at a mini mall I bought a mini van in a mega store I eat fast food in the slow laneI'm toll free Bite sized Ready to wear And I come in all sizesA fully equipped Factory authorized Hospital tested Clinically proven Scientifically formulated medical miracleI've been pre-washed Pre-cooked Pre-heated Pre-screened Pre-approved Pre-packaged Post-dated Freeze-dried Double-wrapped Vacuum-packed And I have an unlimited broadband capacityI'm a rude dude But I'm the real deal Lean and mean Cocked, locked and ready to rock Rough tough and hard to bluffI take it slow I go with the flow I ride with the tide I got glide in my strideDrivin' and movin' Sailin' and spinnin' Jivin' and groovin' Wailin' and winnin'I don't snooze So I don't lose I keep the pedal to the metal And the rubber on the roadI party hearty And lunch time is crunch timeI'm hanging in There ain't no doubt And I'm hanging tough Over and out