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Chase

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm the '86-'87 Nathan's Hot Dog eating champion. I would walk a mile for a Camel. I like the skinny Elvis, I refuse to recognize that fat Elvis existed. I travel to New York under the psuedonym Cigarillo LaGuardia, or "CLG" for short. I'm a sweet talker. I'm pipe layer. I'm a dime piece slayer smooth operator (thank you for the quote Mr. Wall).I once threw a frisbee to the moon, it was a push pass. When I fall in the water I don't get wet the water gets Chase. I don't teabag, I potato sack. I despise Conway, AR. When I'm on that beat I'm a beast, ain't never came weak, so many diamonds in my mouth you can barely hear me speak. I'm a pushover. I'm America's worst nightmare....I'm young black and don't give a fuck.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dave Chappelle, Willie Nelson, Elvis, Charlie Kaufman, Spike Lee, Neil Brennan, Sara Silverman, I don't think she's funny, but she is cute in a jappy sort of way. The cast of Entourage, can't they just make me an honorary member? Bill Clinton, Spike Lee, Baron Davis' Beard.

My Blog

Dreams Do Come True....At Larry’s Pizza....

Yesterday was my one day off from the liqour store. My days off usually consist of sitting around in my pj's doing laundry or playing x-box, but yesterday was different. Yesterday was special. I had ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:42:00 GMT

NO GOOD STREET HUSTLAS!

So I though that my Georgia car ordeal had finally come to an end. I'm back in my micro-machine of a car (Red Rocket or G Teezy, whichever you prefer to call it) and was in the process of resumin...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:51:00 GMT

Set-Up For High School Failure

My closest friends in the world, the ones that I spent every waking minute with when I was in High School are home. I love them all dearly, but I realized yesteday that they are th...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:11:00 GMT

Georgia's Bermuda Triangle

St. Patrick's day came and went in Savannah, Georgia without a hitch. My traveling partner, Lex Sullivan, and I were merely two of the 700k that came from all over the US to celebrate the ho...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 13:57:00 GMT

Where are the words??

Despite Arkansas making it into the NCAA tournament as a 12 seed, the fact is ladies and gentleman, I am in a rut. I wake up every morning whenever I please, which sounds nice but lately I've bee...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:11:00 GMT

An amatuer review of The 300

I have plenty of spare time on my hands at work. I know it's pretty obvious from the past blog entries. I work at a video store, what am I gonna do besides roll in high and stare at myspace until the ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 17:51:00 GMT

Can I interest you in 50 used Harry Connick Jr. CD's?

For those of you who don't know I work in a video/music store that attracts the bare minumum of Little Rock's purchasing power. We don't do well in all demographics across the board. The location is w...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 00:34:00 GMT