Very few things are known about The Perfect Hurt, other than their affinity for Frisky Dingo, Indie Films and the BBC. I suspect that not even they were aware of the effects that their collective views would have on shaping popular culture, which only speaks to the level of sheer brilliance at which the three...
Fuck it
2 of them drink
1 of them definitely smokes the stickiest of the icky
2 of them are avid comic book fans
3 of them are nerds
1 of them makes the finest in fine jewelries
1.5 of them is a DJ
1 of them is a porn king
3 of them are mixed
2 of them curse profusely
1 of them is a screenwriter
3 of them spend all to much time on the computer
1 of them has the best deck in portland
1 of them has been known to sleep on the other ones couch
3 of them are Heroes connoisseurs
1 of them IS Lindermen
2 of them feel loyalty to Letterman
1 of them hates myspace backgrounds
3 of them together equals world domination
...the rest I'm afraid you'll just have to make up.
and they're just months away from landing their own radio show.