The story of the Two Timin' Hussies....
Ruby Reckless is known for coining the term “roady sody,†and holds the record for most DUI’s without further prosecution. Her hobbies include drinking, driving, Jason, and tracking down cats…half Irish catholic, half Irish protestant and half just plain mean, Ruby suffers from a rare but severe genetic disorder that is easily treated with feline distemperment shots. Ruby’s personal motto is “those who live by the broken bottle die by the broken bottle.†If you have any information leading the SFPD to the current location of this suspect please contact 555-PIGY. Please do not approach suspect as she is quite bitchy and likely to beat you. Violent attacks are preceded by any combination of the following words “clearly, obviously, definitely and hardly.â€
Holly Goeasy undoubtedly has earned her nickname. Although she's quiet, she packs a mean Mexican punch. You know, because she's Mexican. Her parents gave her a guitar at the age of 25, roughly two months ago, and told her to run across the border as fast as she could. They’re very proud of what she's become. Holly's hobbies include cute geeky boys, going to bars, drinking, and cornering cute geeky boys at bars while drunk. If you catch her on the late night bus drunk and passed out, please be kind....and take lots of pictures and post them here.
Ruby and Holly met when they had a fight over who got to go home with the bartender at Annie's. They soon realized that they were both tall and meaner than hell, so it would be much more fun to kick the shit out of other girls, rather than each other.
And then there's Scotty. We found him late one night at zeitgeist, alone in the corner, shoveling dollars into the jukebox and playing along with his very own set of air drums. Scotty, having recently regained his eye sight after ten years, had in those same years developed an acute sense of rhythm. Also known as Gummi McGee, he is currently employed by the Two Timin’ Hussies and is only allowed out of their subterranean practice space to urinate on the upstairs neighbor’s cat. Scotty dreams of someday combining his two loves drumming and skating…we expect there will be many casualties.
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