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Yea people love me, but don't understand me. I turned water to wine and my girl was a harlet. I was always dunk and never horney so I walked around and told people to chill out, just like me. I always thought I would die from some STD or something, but those uptight jews put me on the cross instead. I forgave them, but only because the jews made me a legend. being a maryter rocks!