28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds... That is when the world will end. Do as I say, and I'll help you figure out how you fit into it.
Other than that, I'm your ordinary, everyday, run-of-the-mill guy from the future that likes to wear bunny suits. I enjoy beer, halloween parties, and cruisin around in my red trans am. Just make sure you stay out of the road...
If you're not completely confused yet, this will help .