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WONDERFULLY DECADENT, BOUNDLESSLY ENTHUSIASTIC AND OH-SO-TIP-TOP, THIS MAN IS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER AND YOUNG ENOUGH NOT TO CARE, EAGER TO PLEASE AND FEARFULLY HARD TO RESIST!I'M JUS FULL, FIT N MAD FER IT N EVERYONE'S GONNA GET IT AGAIN! KENTISH TOWN SCUMBAG WITH A BIG HEART, BEST PERSONALITY IN'T WORLD FACT! I KNOW WHAT I AM. DEF NOT SOME MIDDLE CLASS CUNT LOOKING DOWN THEIR NOSE AT PPL, I DON'T ABIDE BY THE RULES OF THE LAND, I DO NOT CONFORM TO SOCIETY NOR FASHION, I DO NOT SELL OUT, I'M A SHEPHERD NOT A SHEEP. I AM DEF NOT PART OF THE SYSTEM, I AM A GHOST FLYING LOW UNDER THE RADAR IN STEALTH MODE. I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE BUT WHO REALLY DESERVES IT? IS THERE ANYONE HERE PREPARED TO SAY JUS WHAT THEY MEAN OR IS TOO LATE? TRUST NO ONE AND ONCE YOUR PAST THAT POINT OF NO RETURN THERE IS NO WAY BACK. SO GET ON THE ROLLERCOASTER AND ENDURE LIFE N SURVIVE IF YOU CAN BECAUSE IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE!

My Interests

Create your own Friend Test hereSinging.. Songwriting... Nicholas..LaHaye Partnership is in full flow! Curvy Girls with big boobs... pretty faces... I like to chat up girls... jus to see i've still got it.. n of course i have... this haircut... this personality.. given half the chance.. I'd take over the world.. Playing the Idlers Dream at 6'0 til i cry, Bearing my soul! Playin pro 6 master league til my fingers cramp up, existing in london! Pretending i'm going to get a job... so i can spend the rest of my life stroking the name badge of some cunt! I quite enjoy winding ppl up... verbally... emotionally... watching ppl squirm... watching ppl change... or putting tabasco sauce in ppls mouthes when they fall asleep.. or brown sauce or horseradish sauce or anything unusual really. i'm weird...I quite like listening to the radio before i go to bed... James Whale on TalkSport 1089am (Double rude cunt!)

I'd like to meet:

Fargo... not just a restaurant in the high st!! I love it there... so warm n lovely... No other place on earth like it!! This one's for Fargo... n the life support machine!! x***OH YEAH ANY FUCKING SHIT BANDS THAT I DON'T KNOW N HAVE NEVER HEARD OF, THAT JUS HAPPEN TO BE IN LONDON THIS WEEKEND OR MUM'S BROTHER'S SISTER'S AUNTIE SAID I'D BE INTO YOU..... DON'T FUCKING BOTHER MESSAGING OR ADDING ME AS A FRIEND COS YOU DRIVE ME FUCKING MAD TO THE POINT FRUSTRATION, WHERE I WANNA BEAT MYSELF TO DEATH WITH MY OWN SHOES***

Music:

Oasis, Arctic Monkeys, Kasabian, the Rifles, the Kooks, Razorlight, Amy Winehouse, Jamie T, The View, Lily Allen, Just jack's single Starz in their eyes, the Who, Verve, Ashcroft (steal your soul man! make you cry into your cornflakes! just simply a genius!), Stone Roses, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Plan B, The Streets, Rolling Stones, the Beatles, Led Zepplin, Cast, Ocean Colour Scene, MYSPACE BANDS: The Asbos, Sol Devious, Ed Stone, Grimey Limeys.

Movies:

GHOSTBUSTERS! BEST FILM OF ALL TIME!(IT'S WHAT I WANNA BE WHEN I GROW UP!) LOVE, HONOUR AND OBEY - "Your fat! n i'll throw you in the fucking river!" SCUM - WINSTONE THE FUCKING DADDY! "Pongo, U fucking bastard, do that again? next time i'll fucking kill ya!" FOOTBALL FACTORY (SNIDEY DVD VERSION) "See you, you cunt!? i'll cut you 1st!" FRANK HARPER TOP ACTOR! SAW THE KING KONG REMAKE...... IT'S ALL ABOUT CRYING! NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF! BAMBI ALL OVER AGAIN! JUS PROVES WE'RE ALL HUMAN....... WELL MOST OF US! PULP FICTION... "Be cool hunnybunny!" NOTICE SOMETHING DIFFERENT EVERYTIME I WATCH IT! AMATEUR PORN!(not that silly yank shite, where they scream the house down over nothing!)

Television:

T.V's shite at the mo... what we got... Britian's got talent, Back on Big Brother already!! The Apprentice, Dog The Bounty Hunter 3, The Ultimate Fighter 5, My big breasts n I (nonce bag i know!) Eastenders (Squiggle's enormous tits, Tanya the yummy mummy n stacey the dirty little slut!), This Morning! (getting a thing for fern britton! bad innit! but she keeps wearing fishnets!!) Deal or No Deal!, Shipwrecked 2007, The F Word,

Books:

NME, HEAT Magazine (jus to do my "research" into women... to see what make ur minds work... also to pick up the latest fashion... Electric blue n ballet pumps!!) Nuts or Zoo (depending on who's on the cover... althought i'm sick to death of the Lucy Pinder Topless headline... jus to discover she's got her nipples covered...AGAIN!!! But Hoorah!!! she finally got em out!!!, VOLUPTUOUS BABES! (now that's a proper topless picture... oh and bottomless!!) Q Magazine, OK! n Hello (if i'm double bored!)

Heroes:

The old girl... eternally grateful... staunch til the end! Love u mum! x

My Blog

Fate as a Mate

Chords: Dmin, Dsus2 Chorus: Cadd9, G/B, Dsus2 *Verse 1* Take me back to where i was It's the place that i wanna be I've got it all n paid the price It's the way that it's meant to be *Vers...
Posted by J on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:33:00 PST

Cabana Boy

Chords Verse: E, G, A, E Chorus: Csus4, A x4, E,G,A x6 *Verse1* Donald was a man, he's a man with a plan He had an air conditioning van with a grand in his hand Sent us on a journey to a far away...
Posted by J on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:51:00 PST

When I Was Gonna Change The World

Chords: Em7, Asus4, Dsus4, Cadd9, G, G/F# *Verse 1* All the time, through all these lies I never even realised What you did to me... You tore my heart in two After all is said n done I know ...
Posted by J on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:16:00 PST

Miracles n Rhymes (Dreams)

Chords: verse: G, A#,D#,C chorus: D#,C,G,F *Verse 1* I'll let you in on a secret n tell you my dreams The life i once had fell apart at the seams I had what they wanted, it was there in the...
Posted by J on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:36:00 PST

Worst Kept Secret

Chords: E,D,C,D,E (throughout) *Verse 1* Get up, get up, yeah raise ya glass in a toast Cos we are the gravy that ya need on ya roast I still remember the advice i was given I was...
Posted by J on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:24:00 PST

Forged Friendship (work in progress)

Chords: Em, Em7,Cadd9 Chorus: Dsus2, Cadd9 *Verse 1* Musical Statues At 5am Yet another sunday evening And you're sat on your own again Does it really matter? Cos you're living on borrowed time Look a...
Posted by J on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:05:00 PST

Shepherd Not A Sheep (Work In Progress)

Chords: Verse E,D Pre-Chorus A,G,A,EVerse 1 I got no quarms with crying I'm just thankful to be free Something in my soul just keeps on trying This town's no more for me Skinny jeans n ...
Posted by J on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:37:00 PST

Who are you to judge me?

i got no quarms with crying.. i'm thankful to be free something in my soul is dying this town holds no more for me Now they question my 'funny'ways is it me they cannot trust? gotta try n play with t...
Posted by J on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 04:10:00 PST

Sun in a bag! (demo)

Chords: F#,B,D,Cm# Chorus: E,C,E,C,E,C *Verse 1* Maybe i'm easy, Maybe i'm low Maybe this road was the wrong way to go I don't dream of riches, i don't dream of sun I got sun in a bag, i got a ...
Posted by J on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:08:00 PST

Walk The Beaten Track (demo)

Chords: Am, G/Am7, F#/Am7, F/Am7 Chorus: C,G/B, Am7, F,G *Verse 1* Sitting here patiently as i watch the world go by Thinking of what used to be as a tear falls from my eye Never got the time t...
Posted by J on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:47:00 PST