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About Me

my name is bob.
i drink.....and stuff.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

your mom.

My Blog

buy the ticket, take the ride....

plane ticket is paid for, accomodations have been made. ill be arriving friday night in miami around 11pm.  if you wanna hang, just call me 772-812-1052.  ill be home for just less than two ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:12:00 GMT

you disgust me.....THE BLOG.

you are pathetic. your vagina is for sad people. i can't imagine you calling someone a whore. i can't imagine what a whore is to you...it would have to be this giant mouth that metaphysically sucks th...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 15:26:00 GMT

the zombie apocalypse is drawing near.

5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen We found out recently that if you try to leave a little kid in a graveyard late at night, he'll freak out. Even if you offer to leave h...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:31:00 GMT

somebody needs

to become a huge cancerslug fan and go with me on june 28th to go see them in dallas. LULLABY TO HELP YOU DIE  I WANNA FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND NADIA  CANCERSLUG
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 17:37:00 GMT

fucking nostalgia...

    thanks for making wish i never moved bryan.
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 06:06:00 GMT

IF YOURE INTO IT

if you want me toi could hang around with youif i only knewthats what youre into you and him....him and youif thats what youre into him hangin round.....around you youre hanging round....yea youre the...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 00:05:00 GMT

WITH FEAR I KISS THE BROKEN DARKNESS....

six months agoi would have thought this to be unreal.i've found a peaceful medium.a seemingly perfect balancein a world full of inadequacy.     DONT TRY TO FUCK MY SHIT UP.please just let me...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:46:00 GMT

uwe bolls response to the internet petition

"look, im not a fucking retard like Michael Bay......or Eli Roth making the same shitty movies over and over again" hahahaha.....uwe boll still sucks but i love the cheap shot...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:31:00 GMT

SCUMBAGS : the blog

ok so i hate being friends with people that are friends with scumbags.because i want to tell them what a scumbag their scumbag friend is.but then i kinda feel like a scumbag because who am i to define...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:38:00 GMT