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About Me

I am not, nor have I ever been, a member of the Communist Party. But I hear those communists sure know how to party. Too bad I wasn't invited. How dull do you have to be not to get invited to a communist party? It must be that part about "from each according to his abilities" because I'm a pretty lazy guy. I hardly ever actually DO anything, which is probably a good thing. I mean, look at my picture. Do you really want that guy out there in the world DOING things? I didn't think so! People say you shouldn't write stuff like that on your MySpace page because a future employer might read it. Well, guess what? In your face, future employer!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

What, you mean like Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, Socrates? I don't think I'm going to run into those guys on here. Oh, I get it. You think you're better than Socrates, huh? Well if Socrates was here, he'd totally rip you a new one! That's right! You heard me!

My Blog

Heroes Premiere

Is it just me, or was the season premiere of Heroes extremely terrible? It played as if the show had been handed over to a group of Saturday morning cartoon writers who only had a passing familiarity ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:46:00 GMT

Ooooo! Look at me!

Ooooo! Look at me! I just selected a special new MySpace theme just for me! I chose the computery one, because Ooooo! I use computers! Oh... wait... everybody uses computers nowadays. I gues...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:55:00 GMT

Okay, you win, MySpace. Happy now?

So, I did it. I finally broke down and set up a MySpace page. I hope you're happy now, MySpace. I tried to avoid this fateful day, but resistance is futile. These Borg-like MySpace drones just ke...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 15:30:00 GMT