Scotty

excercise, drink lots of jager! then exercise some more. champion ping pong player, big wheel raceing! I support single mothers (strippers)
MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts I DONT DRINK MUCH, BUT WHEN I DO....LOOK OUT!!! ANOTHER DAY AT THE GYM. A LITTLE WHILE AGO.

I'd like to meet:

someone really cool, with nice boobs and a nice bum.oh and a nice face would be good too.kinda like jamie presley.(only this girl would want to talk to me.)enjoying a nice cold jagermeister (mothers milk) is a plus. KICKIN IT WITH THE HOUSE MOM FOR ALL MY ENTERTAINERS!!! THATS JUST HOW I ROLL!!! BOY DO I HAVE A REALLY BIG HEAD NEXT TO HER OR WHAT? ONE OF MY FLOOR HOSTS MIKE AND MYSELF IN THE LIQUOR ROOM! ANOTHER DAY AT THE CLUB! GOD, I HOPE I DONT LOOK THIS MAD ALL TIME, I LOVE MY JOB! HA HA HA. YOU CAN TELL THERES SOMETHING IN MY BACK POCKET ON MY BELT CLIP! HA HA HA. THATS CHRIS, HE IS A BAR BACK AT THE CLUB!
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Music:

GERAT TIMES, GREAT FRIEND, GREAT HANG OVER!fall out boy, goldfinger, the used, my chemical romance, third eye blind, sum 41, blink 182, lit, green day, the all-american rejects, red hot chili peppers, me first and the gimme gimmes, 311, sublime, new found glory ONE OF MY BEAUTIFUL HOSTESS AT THE FRONT DESK TO GREET EVERYONE WITH A SMILE!!! AND NO I DIDN'T GRAP HER BOOB!!! IT JUST LOOKS LIKE I DID.HE HE HE..OR DID I???? HOW SCARY ARE WE??? THIS IS SOME OF MY SECURITY AND ME DRINKING MILK AND COOKIES. HA! GOTTA LOVE IT.
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Movies:

anything porn related(female of corse!!), dumb and dumber, man on fire, ace ventura 1 & 2, spiderman, the notebook (not!). usual suspects, goodfellas, casino, the goodfather 1 2 3, braveheart,
Funny Myspace pictures .... JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN JAIL, OH I MEAN WORK! HA HA. THAT'S RIGHT ROCKIN THE PIN STRIP WITH A PINK TIE! REAL MEN WEAR PINK!!

Television:

american chopper, the surreal life, chapell's show, for some reason i like smallville WHOS CAR IS THIS AND WHAT AM I DOING IN MY PARKING LOT? HA HA ME AT MY FAVORITE WATERING HOLE WITH THE BARTENDER, ERICA. ME AND ZOE, THE G.M. OF THE COOLEST SPORTS BAR IN THE WORLD.

Books:

I can't read, but i'll look at pictures. Playboy, Penthouse, Juggs, Whatever... I'm superman in training. ha ha ha.

Heroes:

lunch ladys .. IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY HAS THESE QUESTIONS ON THEIR SITES LIKE, WHICH DO YOU LIKE BETTER WENDYS OR BURGER KING? (WHO REALLY GIVES A SHIT, RIGHT?) HERE ARE SOME QUESTIONS THAT KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT......*WHY DOES YOUR PEE SMELL AFTER EATING ASPARAGUS?*WHY ARE YOU HUNGRY AN HOUR AFTER EATING CHINESE FOOD?*CAN CARROTS REALLY HELP IMPROVE YOUR VISION?*WHY DOES SPICEY FOOD MAKE YOUR NOSE RUN?*WHY DO SOME FOLKS HAVE AN OUTIE BELLY BUTTON, AND SOME HAVE AN INNIE?*WHY ARE YAWNS CONTAGIOUS?*WHY DO MEN HAVE NIPPLES?*WHY DO YOUR TEETH CHATTER WHEN YOU ARE COLD?*WHY DO YOU HAVE AN APPENDIX IF YOU CAN LIVE WITHOUT IT?*WHAT ARE GOOSE BUMPS?*WHY DO YOU LAUGH WHEN YOU GET TICKLED?*WHAT IS SNOT?*DO OYSTERS REALLY MAKE YOU HORNY?CAN PEOPLE IN WHEELCHAIRS STILL HAVE SEX?*WHAT CAUSES SHRINKAGE?*IS THERE REALLY A G SPOT?*DO KEGEL EXCERCISES REALLY WORK?*DO MEN NEED SEX MORE OFTEN THAN WOMEN?*DOES MASTERBATION CAUSE STUTTERING, BLINDNESS, OR HAIRY PALMS?*DOES URINATING ON A JELLYFISH STING REALL STOP THE BURN?*WHY DO YOU GET THE MUNCHIES WHEN YOU ARE STONED?*DOES DRINKING KILL BRAIN CELLS?*CAN YOU GET HIGH FROM LICKING A TOAD?*WHY DO PEOPLE SEEM MORE ATTRACTIVE TO YOU WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK?*CAN YOU DRINK YOU OWN URINE?*WHY CAN YOU IGNITE A FART?*IS IT MORE SANATARY TO BE SPIT ON OR PEED ON?*WHY DOES POO STINK WHEN THE FOOD DOESN'T?*WHERE DOES GAS GO WHEN YOU CANT FART?*CAN YOU GET SCARED TO DEATH?*WHY DO YOU SEE STARS AFTER BEING HIT IN THE HEAD?*IS IT DANGERIOUS TO HOLD IN A SNEEZE?*WHY DOES HAIR TURN GRAY?*WHY DO OLD LADIES GROW BEARDS?*WHY ARE OLD PEOPLE BAD DRIVERS?

A FRIEND HUGS YOU GOODBYE, A BEST FRIEND RAPES YOU IN THE HALLWAY!!!!!!

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