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K.Slim

...This is way beyond my remote concern of being condescending...

About Me

KSlim’s got few interests in life; loud music, football, bees and honey and kicking the shit out of anyone that interferes with that shortlist. A few nights ago Slim’s Roger iron rusted, so he has gone to the battle-cruiser to watch the end of a football game. Nobody is watching the custard so he has turned the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders up and turns the Liza over. `Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else.' Slim knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. `That's fucking it,' says the man. Slim gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Slim, unfazed, turned back to watch his game. The flaming man and his chinos ran outside to extinguish the flames, and Slim cheered on. His team won too, four-nil. o_0
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My Interests

music
travelling
concerts
politics
art/design
general geek stuff
etc.

I'd like to meet:

Charlize Theron
Sean Connery
Edward Norton
Johnny Depp
Fiona Apple
Steven Morrissey
Bill Clinton
Mike Skinner
The Strokes
Shane McGowan

So, I've got a few photos in my profile, but here's a few hundred more for those with voyer tendencies.

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Music:

Beastie Boys
Interpol
Thursday
Beck
Poison the Well
Sublime
The Faint
The White Stripes
The Streets
Arctic Monkeys
Bloc Party
Freeform Five
Mylo
The Smiths
The Proclaimers
Willy Mason
The Go! Team
The Frank Popp Ensemble
G. Love & Special Sauce
Matthew Dear
The Futureheads
Woody Guthrie
Pip Dylan
King Creosote
Nick Drake
Iron & Wine
Daft Punk
Office
Editors
The Libertines
He Is Legend
Kasabian
Aphex Twin
Maximo Park
Buddy Holly
Johnny Cash
Horse the Band
Less Than Jake
Miles Davis
Beta Band
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
The Cure
some other randoms...

Movies:

Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Hi-Fidelity
Sweet Sixteen
Trainspotting
Boondock Saints
Rudy Ray Moore flims
Jim Jarmusch flims
Otto Preminger films
Van Wilder...

Television:

The State
Arrested Development
Mission Hill
Beavis and Butthead
Royale Family
Scrubs
Da Ali G Show
Chewin' the Fat
The Simpson's
Little Britain
Still Game
and other randomness...

Books:

Hi Fidelity - Nick Hornby
How to Be Good - Nick Hornby
About a Boy - Nick Hornby
Trainspotting - Irvine Welsh
The Art of Looking Sideways - Alan Fletcher

Heroes:



My Blog

...MC Lars is spittn' post-modern game...

...post-post-modern hip hopper...MC Lars has a quirky way of delivering his own version of hip hop. Not the typical MC, Lars ryhmes about robots, space themes and other topics not typically brought up...
Posted by Rev. Diamond Trim K.Slim on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:12:00 PST

...I want my money!...

...Ferrell with a wicked white-boy-fro...Not sure where this video came from or when it surfaced, but it seems like I am the last one on earth who hasn't seen this video evidentally. This is good stuf...
Posted by Rev. Diamond Trim K.Slim on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:39:00 PST

...MTV of my day...

...a great cartoon...when MTV had cool stuff...MTV today has gone soft, showing the beatiful side of life in a cheery kind of fake Hollywood way. Unrealistic expectations of beauty, banal reality show...
Posted by Rev. Diamond Trim K.Slim on Wed, 30 May 2007 06:25:00 PST

...a total eclipse of the heart...

...I don't think Bonnie Tyler ever intended it to be this hardcore...Old School is a pretty cool movie. There was a marathon of Ferrell / Stiller / Vaugn / Owen & Luke Wilson movies on the TV the ...
Posted by Rev. Diamond Trim K.Slim on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:27:00 PST

...yes indeed, Roy may rule, but not that much...

...this may be a roy, but this one doesn't "rule"...Very few people "Rule". Then again, very few people would use the world "rule" to describe someone's awesomeness. Few people use awesomeness as well...
Posted by Rev. Diamond Trim K.Slim on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:53:00 PST

...low impact 80s aerobic routine...

...there's something naughty about those 80's aerobic women...Get your aerobics on...80's style.  SNL is great. ...
Posted by Rev. Diamond Trim K.Slim on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:48:00 PST

...Let's Talk Books...

...those crazy snl kids...SNL obviously is one of my favorite shows.  There have been so many random sketches that seem to stand out, yet never posted on YouTube unfortunately. Thanks to SNL Tras...
Posted by Rev. Diamond Trim K.Slim on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:35:00 PST

...who did kill the electric car?...

...the fuss is all about this little electric thing...This movie was interesting. It brought up the points that the world never knew the technoligical advancements of having an electric car. A great l...
Posted by Rev. Diamond Trim K.Slim on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:44:00 PST

...bird flu...

...very nice...This video has probably been out for a while, but being out of Britain, you don't get to hear about British artists very much. Strange. Regardless, Mercury Prize nominee M.I.A.'s new so...
Posted by Rev. Diamond Trim K.Slim on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:25:00 PST

...Bush & Blair? At a gay bar? Oh my...

That is just scary...Wow...Just have a look: ...
Posted by Rev. Diamond Trim K.Slim on Fri, 25 May 2007 06:02:00 PST