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About Me

I am The SEXIEST FAT GUY IN THE WORLD, lol. It's true, I wouldn't lie. ............................................................ ............................................................ ......

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet ALL THE FUN PEOPLE IN AND AROUND TEXAS. I'm a very funny, odd kinda guy, just ask my wife. I like to hang out with friends, I drink on occation. Please don't try to out drink me, I'm a big person with a high tolerance. I like a cigar once in a while, but, it's been a long while. HOMER SIMPSON, cause he rocks.SHAKIRA, and if you don't know why, you just don't know. Selma Hyeck(I can't spell) she's so freakin hot. Al Davis, cause he owns the only awesome football team, =D.

My Blog

Answer these questions just because

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8. What wa...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 14:57:00 GMT

How to Poop at work

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 09:37:00 GMT

Technology is new

Hello and good evening to all my friends and readers, and those who just happen to pass by and go, "OUU, I wonder what the nut job in the furry hat is typin now..."I just updated my cell, got me a bla...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 21:35:00 GMT

Bugger Boy and Moco Man

Hello and good evening to all my friends and readers. I hope you all had wonder if not uneventful day today. I survived another day of work so yeah.So, me and Brenda are watchin friends right... You r...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 17:21:00 GMT

ENCHILADO!!!!

Hello and good evening to all my friends and readers. I hope everyone had a decent day that didn't involve to many pits and falls. It is I, me, the sexiest fat guy the the world, lol.OK, So, the title...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:24:00 GMT

Things, stuffs, and happenings!!!

Hello and good after/evening or what ever. How are all y'all doing this fine wonderful day. Yeah, me too. So, this is blog numero two. And to be perfectly honest with ya, I really don't know what to b...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:16:00 GMT

Catchin y'all up blog

Good morning and... oh shit, OK, Good evening all my friends and readers. All three of ya, lol.Yeah, its been 4ever from the last time I posted anything. Adn my lovly wife said I should start again, s...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:30:00 GMT

OMG, NAKED!!!!

... Under my clothing. Yep, its true. Under my clothes I'm naked.OMG, I have to go to work. I don't wanna.You ever get to that point where your like really burned out and stressed about your job. That...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 04:33:00 GMT

The Man Rules

The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ These are our rules! <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />....Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!  ....1...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 10:00:00 GMT

I saw a falling star on the way to work this morning...

... and I thought to myself, " What do I wish for?" money, to make life easier health, you can almost buy health with money fame, screw that, I'm too sexy now, if I was famous my wife would be jealous...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 09:51:00 GMT