Fish Nests |
So you wake up in a cold sweat and hundreds of tiny creatures are covering your blanket, crawling all over your lampshade and into your ears. You hope that you're dreaming but the mattress feels firm...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:25:00 GMT |
dirty roma hoob |
Has anyone watched The Hoobs lately? That Roma is completely filthy! In one episode she signs off by saying, "This is Roma Hoob, sliding down a fireman's pole." And then there was that entire epi...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 23:29:00 GMT |
Have you ever noticed? |
Have you ever noticed that any sentence which begins with the phrase have you ever noticed is invariably completely worthless and the person who uttered it an insufferable arsehole? Well I have, so th...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:12:00 GMT |
waste management |
I like to waste time, it's something that makes me truly happy. If I'm really late for an appointment, there's nothing I enjoy more than messing around, doing nothing in particular, and making myself ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:53:00 GMT |
Cheer up you old bugger |
Thought I'd post something cheerful for a change, so here goes... Rainbows, puppies, the look on a child's face when they know they're getting an ice cream, the smell of cigars, the first drop of a te...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 20:44:00 GMT |
Blonde & David |
There's something about the name David that makes people turn blonde. They don't always start out blonde but soon the name infects them and they end up like a Timotei commercial. I had a friend called...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:06:00 GMT |
home |
One of these days and it won't be long,I'm gonna pack my bags, I'm gonna head back home.I'm going ho-omeAnd it won't be long.I thank you.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 21:09:00 GMT |
The Horror |
Okay, so people on myspace are, on the whole, strange. I'm on myspace and I claim, as I'm sure you do too, that I am not strange. Whether that's true or not is neither here nor there but when you get ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 13:12:00 GMT |
The Drowning Pool |
I work my legs at the pump with my neck just clearThis breath keeps me pumping, trapping me here.Sleep never comes for I know what that means,The valve has been opened, the bursting of seams.Where tim...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:55:00 GMT |
Confessions of a frazzled mind |
Chuck Barris created The Dating Game and The Gong Show. He also claimed that he worked for twenty years as a contract killer for the CIA, using the perfect cover of chaperoning The Dating Game contest...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:54:00 GMT |
