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PRESENTER OF "THE SCHLOCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW" & CONTRIBUTOR TO "HORROR NEWS"

http://www.horrornews.net SYDNEY TVS 10.30pm FRIDAY & 2am SUNDAY NEW ZEALAND STRATOS/TRIANGLE TV 1am SATURDAY
"Nigel Honeybone's stage debut was as Hamlet's dead father, portraying him as a tall posh skeleton. This triumph was followed in Richard III, as the remains of a young prince which he interpreted as a tall posh skeleton. He began attracting starring roles. Henry VIII was scaled down to suit Honeybone's very personalised view of this famous king. Honeybone suggested that perhaps he really was quite skeletal, quite tall, and quite posh. MacBeth, Shylock and Othello followed, all played as tall, skeletal and posh, respectively. Considering his reputation for playing tall English skeletons, many believed that the real Honeybone inside to be something very different, like a squat hunchback perhaps. Interestingly enough, Honeybone did once play a squat hunchback, but it was as a tall posh skeleton. But he was propelled properly into the film world when, in Psycho (1960), he wore women's clothing for the very first time. The seed of an idea was planted, and after working with director Ed Wood for five years he realised the unlimited possibilities of tall posh skeletons who dressed in women's clothing. He went on to wear women's clothing in thirteen major motion pictures, including The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) and Star Wars (1977), heartbreaking as the remains of Aunt Beru. With the onslaught of special effects came the demise of real actors in these sorts of roles. After modelling for CGI skeletons in Total Recall (1990) and Toys (1992), the only possible step forward for a tall posh skeleton was television, imparting his knowledge and expertise of the arts. Nigel Honeybone is currently signed to star in a new series for Barnard's Star Productions, presenting the finest examples of B-grade horror. 'The Schlocky Horror Picture Show' will be seen on Friday nights at 10.30pm and repeated at 2am Sunday mornings." Fantales candy wrapper circa 2007.


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Post Office Box 570, Newtown, NSW, 2042 [email protected] http://www.horrornews.net
I would like to thank GEORGE LUCAS and STEVEN SPIELBERG for their kind and generous comments, but I can't, because they didn't make any. Thanks are due to the CAT PROTECTION SOCIETY for vetting the scripts, and a very special debt is owed to the AUSTRALIAN TAXATION DEPARTMENT. I am grateful to the CHINESE ARMY for the crowd scenes, to the ART GALLERY OF NSW for the loan of certain artworks (they don't know about those yet), and to the ENGLISH LANGUAGE for throwing up great writers like what I are.


  • Host: NIGEL HONEYBONE
  • Titles & Music: TIM NEWSOM
  • Tax Accountant: SUE TUCKETT
  • Wardrobe: JOSEPHINE NEWSOM
  • Grave Robbers: MARK SPAIN & NIKKI VUKAS
  • Cue-cards: NICHOLAS BACON-HALL & LUSH SCREAMQUEEN
  • Recorded & Edited by: GARFIELD BARNARD & TIM NEWSOM
  • Opening Sequence Cameras: STEPHANIE LENNON & CHRIS NEWTON
  • Thanks: STEVE BOLTON, RYAN CAUCHI, JOHN GINESI & CAT SPARKS
  • Produced by: GARFIELD BARNARD & TIM NEWSOM
  • BARNARD'S STAR PRODUCTIONS 2009
  • My Blog

    Episode 61 PLANET OUTLAWS

    OPENING: Hello, good evening and welcome to The Schlocky Horror Picture Show, I'm your host Angelica Houston...just kidding. Yes, it's really me, Nigel Honeybone here again to thrill you with amazing ...
    Posted by on Sat, 29 Aug 2009 04:03:00 GMT

    Episode 60 WEREWOLF IN A GIRLS DORMITORY

    OPENING: Hello, good evening, and welcome to the Schlocky Horror Picture Show - I'm your host, Nigel Honeybone. I have a confession to make - I love old movie trailers. Im not talking the 1930s Unive...
    Posted by on Sat, 29 Aug 2009 03:58:00 GMT

    Episode 59 MYSTERY OF THE WAX MUSEUM

    OPENING: Hello, good evening, and welcome to the Schlocky Horror Picture Show. I'm your host, Nigel Honeybone. I bring you tidings of comfort and joy, for tonight I present a good film, which like Chr...
    Posted by on Sat, 29 Aug 2009 03:55:00 GMT

    Episode 58 LADY FRANKENSTEIN

    OPENING: Hello, good evening, and welcome to the Schlocky Horror Picture Show. I'm your host, Nigel Honeybone. Ah, Mad Scientists. We love 'em, don't we? The mono-maniacal world view, the handicapped ...
    Posted by on Sun, 16 Aug 2009 08:51:00 GMT

    Episode 57 TORMENTED

    OPENING: Hello, good evening, and welcome to The Schlocky Horror Picture Show. I'm your host, Nigel Honeybone. Tonight, the jewel we have excavated from the cavernous Public Domain for your pleasure i...
    Posted by on Sun, 16 Aug 2009 08:48:00 GMT

    Episode 56 TERROR-CREATURES FROM THE GRAVE

    OPENING: Hello, good evening and welcome to the Schlocky Horror Picture Show, I'm your host Nigel Honeybone. Well, its another Friday night and I aint got nobody. No body? Get it? No...body...I don...
    Posted by on Sun, 16 Aug 2009 08:46:00 GMT

    Episode 55 ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES

    OPENING: Hello, good evening, and welcome to the Schlocky Horror Picture Show. I'm your host, Nigel Honeybone. Tonight's exciting presentation is a swampy classic from 1959 ripped straight from the dr...
    Posted by on Sun, 19 Jul 2009 01:04:00 GMT

    Episode 54 JESSE JAMES MEETS FRANKENSTEIN'S DAUGHTER

    OPENING: Hello, good evening and welcome to the Schlocky Western Picture Show, I'm your host Nigel Honeybone. Pause for laugh. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that out loud. It's those bloody cue car...
    Posted by on Sun, 19 Jul 2009 01:01:00 GMT

    Episode 53 THE VAMPIRE BAT

    OPENING: Hello, good evening, and welcome to the Schlocky Horror Picture Show. I'm your host, Nigel Honeybone, star of stage, screen and Halloween. Tonight we discover that the German countryside has ...
    Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:57:00 GMT

    Episode 52 THE WEREWOLF OF WASHINGTON

    OPENING: Hello, good evening, and welcome to the Schlocky Horror Picture Show. I'm your host, Nigel Honeybone. Did you know that a former President Of The United States Of America is a stupid redneck ...
    Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:54:00 GMT