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*Samantha Lynn*

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About Me


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The Past:
I was born November 16th, 1983. It was a Wednesday, though I child of woe I was not (it's a poem in case I'm the only one familiar with it). The youngest of three children, I was the baby by about thirteen years. I was blessed with a happy childhood and a loving family. One of my favorite pastimes was swinging on the monkey bars at Pierce Beach Park. I also loved the summers spent at my grandmother's beach house on Humarock in South Shore Mass. I failed my eye test in first grade and wore glasses until high school. I always hated them. High school was... well... high school, and I was lucky to have a great group of friends. We spent inordinate amounts of time at Friendly's and playing board games (ya, we were cool). I made the big move to Smithfield, RI for college at Bryant, where I learned to be a savvy business woman and drink every liquor under the sun (but not beer). During this time, my workaholic personality solidified - I worked at Filene's, spent my summers running the office at Somerset Recreation, promoted for Metropolis/Ultra, did liquor and other random promos, and worked at the writing center at school (usually 2-3 jobs at any given time). After Bryant, I spent a few weeks freaking out about the fact that I had not yet landed a full time job, then I became the store manager at OOP! on Thayer Street in Providence. I was overworked and underpaid, but I learned quite a bit in my 7 month stint until, to my utter shock, my store closed. In retrospect, it's the best thing that could have ever happened, as it forced me out of retail - and a new opportunity was right around the corner.
The Present:
So I am the general manager at Big Orange Productions in Providence and On the Rocks Models in Chicago. We're promotional modeling/staffing agencies. So when you go to a retail store, concert, or mall and see some good looking people pushing products, they just might be ours. I am often checking work email and answering my work cell phone around the clock, but it's definitely worth it. I also have a few other random jobs - I'm an AFO Ring Girl (afomma.com!), work random promotions, and play model from time-to-time. My friends are fabulous - most of them reside in my Top 20, you should check them out, they're amazing. I just bought a condo so I guess I'm officially a full blown adult now -- how did that happen?
The Future:
I guess you'll just have to wait and find out :)
Bio as told my Niki on her wedding website:
name: samantha
known aliases: sam, sam lynn
height: check the shoes
weight: n/a
eyes: green
hair: perfect
introduction: middle school homeroom
superpowers: accessorizing, black belt in mixology (ya know, all the important stuff).
weaknesses: short attent…what was I talking about?
religious affiliation: sephora
occupation: brand pimp
drink: bacardi razz and sprite (she's a former bacardi girl, what do you expect?)
*Things I Love*
~ Alex & Isabelle ~ watermelon ~ Humarock & Rexhame ~ being a left handed freak ~ mojitos ~ pink and green ~ feeling strong ~ calamari with hot peppers ~ dresses ~ witty banter ~ proper grammar ~ ambition ~ cake ~ love ~ life
Thanks Dr. Phil...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You, of course!* :)

*Unless you're a sick freak, in which case, NOT you.

My Blog

Define Geek...

I am an editor for editfast.com!  I came upon the site after some Googling and figured I'd give it a shot.  I had to pass three grammar tests (I got 95% ... thank you Mr. Marchand!!) as well as submit...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:35:00 GMT

Define Bigotry...

So I'm looking for bilingual talent to work some events in January.  Here's a lovely email I received from Richard in IL today who responded to a posting on craigslist..."Lastly, I do NOT, and Wi...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:35:00 GMT

Define Sarcasm...

So here's just a sampling of how some people who are TRYING TO GET WORK FROM US communicate.  From: *jackass in VA* Sent: Friday, November 28, 2008 4:12 PM To: [email protected] Subj...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 01:22:00 GMT

I’m a RING GIRL!

Hey Everyone!Visit http://www.afomma.com/ and you can:- See me on the front page describing all the wonderful things you can do on the site- Order tickets to our first show on November 26th - Buy supe...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:20:00 GMT

I Dont Know

Thought this was interesting ... I DON'T KNOWEvan HandlerDoctors told him he wouldn't live and that he'd never have children. Twenty-two years later, still very much alive and the father of a 1-y...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:13:00 GMT

Samantha's Guide to Relationships: Intro and Lessons 1 & 2

Samantha's Guide to Relationships: Intro & Lessons 1 & 2 Many of you know my dear friend Cristy aka Foxy White and her "Guide to Guys."  Her often shocking, sometimes scary, and always h...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 19:23:00 GMT

To New Beginnings...

I got a new job.  Big Orange Productions.  Office on the East Side.  Promotions Nationwide.  Holler.  
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:40:00 GMT

Weekend Review In Haiku

Thursday night Baby B with me at Gillarys We danced on the stage.   Back to Providence Random after-party at PC.  Toilet brush?   Bacardi at South Street on Friday.  The owner...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 16:14:00 GMT

Holiday Controversy

over the last couple weeks i've been consciously noting how some wish people "happy holidays" and others say "merry christmas."  i found it odd that someone would wish a stranger m...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 17:45:00 GMT

Birthday Photos!!!

Red Party @ Snookers on Wednesday and Prom Throwback @ Ultra on Saturday (Cristy is the BEST party planner EVER!)  
Posted by on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 09:22:00 GMT