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Malakai

ninja's would look so much cooler if they wore cape's

About Me

laid back, chilled out, always down for some fun, superfly mother fucker I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

i love: graphic design, photography, hip-hop, graffiti, skateboarding, zombie films, south park, sunny days, the woods, rivers, being lost in the middle of nowhere, the smell of freshly cut grass and the south west

i hate: cliche's, burning my mouth on food, unmotivated people, pro evo, finding out about gigs after they happen, stupid emo/alternative scene trends, cold showers, ego's, commercial gangsta rap, negative people and having to wait for the next new southpark episode!

I'd like to meet:

bill hicks, ricky gervais, larry david, and matt stone and trey parker

dont forget to check out the blackdown boys and the pork rodders myspace page in my top 12!

Music:

dj yoda
roots manuva
ty
ugly duckling
dj format
phi life cypher
natty
dirty diggers
headcase ladz
jurassic5
taskforce
beastie boys
abdominal
d-sisive
braintax
jehst
dizzee rascal
gang starr
mr ti2bs
fingathing
big L
aspects
foreign beggers
life
blade
lowercase
beat junkies
skinny man
krs-one
lord finesse
lewis parker
cappo
mr lif
the nextmen
people under the stairs
tommy evans
eric b and rakim
hilltop hoods
boogie down productions
sage francis
aesop rock
q-unique
cage
dr syntax
stig of the dump
sublime
thrice
rage against the machine
aphex twin

Movies:

pulp fiction
american history x
elephant
natural born killers
fight club
platoon
irriversable
hero
house of flying daggers
napoleon dynamite
zoolander
romper stomper
shaun of the dead
anchorman
dodgeball
saw
seven
team america
training day
requiem for a dream
ace ventura
dumb and dummer
the truman show
princess morenoke
airplane
the warriors
ghostbusters 1 and 2
scarface
the cat returns
land of the dead
revenge of the nerds
akira
leon
naked gun
dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood

Television:

family guy
futurama
monkey dust
sopranoes
red dwarf
south park
extras
never mind the buzzcocks
the office
dragons den
mock the week
Qi
curb your enthusiasm

Books:

currently reading 'who are the illuminati?' and 'a brief history of space and time' by stephen hawkins

Heroes:

HERO'S ARE DEAD, THE WORLD IS FULL OF VILLANS:

"For more than a century ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum have seized upon well-publicized incidents such as my encounter with Castro to attack the Rockefeller family for the inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as 'internationalists' and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure--one world, if you will. If that's the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it."

David Rockefeller

My Blog

piranha update

so, an update on the piranha's. instead of the 6 we bought, we now have 3: Mike Tyson, Rocky Balboa and Bruce Forsythe. These three ate their way through the other 16 fish in the tank, and the other 3...
Posted by Malakai on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:01:00 PST

amsterdam

so, i got back from amsterdam on friday. what an amazing city, such a wicked place! had such a good time, sharing a room with 5 other guys was fucking hilarious, especially with vallance farting loads...
Posted by Malakai on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 03:58:00 PST

back to biddy

well guys, it was fucking awsome to hit up biddy again! had a wicked time with all of ya'll homies! getting trashed at palladium is always going to be wicked with you fuckers around. marty, you were f...
Posted by Malakai on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 07:24:00 PST