I'VE WON... |
....no, not the lottery.
JAMIE-T TICKETS!! Thank you X.FM!
Carling Islington Academy, Wednesday! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 00:55:00 GMT |
"To Whom It May Concern... |
..if you're reading this document, it means I'm either dead - or disappeared under mysterious circumstances. My name is Marshall Teller. Not long ago I was living in New Jersey just across the river f...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:07:00 GMT |
What a FOOKING ace week I've had. |
Ngh. I wanna do it all over again. And again and again.
Last Friday, Bluetones in Manchester. Cue Ryans stupid surprised face, a 100 year old hotel, being hit on my an asian ca...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:52:00 GMT |
A little more conversation, a little less action please.... |
...its really beginning to get on my baps as to why no one seems to want to TALK anymore.
Theres no anticipation of anything, theres no conversation, theres no wondering...its all just, lets just get ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:39:00 GMT |
I finally got to see her... |
Dita Von fucking Teese!! She was amazing!!
She did the cocktail glass/feather dance, and good lord, shes wonderful.
She wasn't even fazed when she couldn't get her stocking suspender undone properly....
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 13:16:00 GMT |
My face... |
...ok...now I know I'm prone to look a bit moody unless I'm smiling.
But for FUCKS SAKE! One of my Clerks today said he saw me on the train last night, looking like I was really pissed off.
I WA...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:16:00 GMT |
Lazzzzyyy bonez, ain't in it.... |
I had some fruit salad for lunch.
I poured some juice dahn the sink.
I accidentally dropped a piece of pear in the drain.
I went back to it, an hour later, and it was still there.
Instead of picking i...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 06:05:00 GMT |
RAWR! |
1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? David Bowie. I want him to sing "As The World Falls Down" to me one day.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?Once ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:59:00 GMT |
Don't put Mint Aeros in the freezer.... |
...cos the bubbles shrink, and they go all weird and fall apart and stuff.
Makes for messy eating, and that can be slightly embarassing in the office, when you're vainly attempting to NOT get the gre...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:08:00 GMT |
*hugs cookie* |
Dear Cookie,
Oh how I love thee. All chocolatey and melty.
I'm going to become obese, what with my filling my internal and emotional void with cookies. COOOKIIEEESSS.
It really irrit...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:00:00 GMT |
