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Bri Dog

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Brian Belluomini and I both live and grew up in Lake Jackson TX. I graduated Brazoswood HS in 2000 and then went off to Sam Houston State University in Huntsville, TX (yes it is a real college, look it up) where I earned my Bachelors in Business Administration. At SHSU I also met my gorgeous wife Kristi and joined the fraternity Tau Kappa Epsilon. After somehow managing to emerge from school with degree I got a job at Texas Gulf Bank as a Loan Officer. I'm an easy going person & I enjoy all the typical red blooded American activites (see interests)

My Interests

BBQ cookouts, Going to Texans/Astros games, trying to play guitar, Poker and other forms of gambling, my dogs (Peyton & Maddie), a quality cigar, PS2 (especially guitar hero), road trips, midgets, firearms, jetskis, cooking, & break dance fighting

I'd like to meet:

Darrell Abbott, Jimi Hendrix, Peyton Manning, Cliff Burton, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Jeff Bagwell, Craig Biggio, Rob Flynn, Yao Ming (with a translator), Mike Modano, Gary Kubiak, Kurt Cobain, Nolan Ryan, Russell Crowe, Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Will Ferrell and Rosie O'Donnell (so i could punch her in her fat obnoxious mouth)

Music:

Slayer, Metallica, Pantera, Machine Head, Lamb of God, Nickelback, Blood Rooted, AC/DC, Audioslave, Rob Zombie, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Incubus, OZZY, Black Crowes, Green Day, Down, Corrosion of Conformity, Black Label Society, Alice in Chains, Seether, Darkness, Slipknot, Pink Floyd, Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, STP, Chili Peppers, Tool, Tom Petty, CCR, The Who, Johnny Cash, Pat Green, David Allan Coe, Eric Clapton, Cream, Jimi Hendrix, Counting Crows, Disturbed, Black Sabbath, Guns N Roses, Staind, Fuel, Godsmack, Trivium, Soulfly, Nirvana, Clutch, Buckcherry, Soil, Velvet Revolver, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Stone Sour, Candlebox, Black Stone Cherry, Altar Bridge ....I pretty much can't stand Rap, Hip hop, Emo, Punk, Boy bands, Dance/Club music, or sappy love songs

Movies:

Gladiator, 300, Godfather Trilogy, Departed, Bourne Trilogy, Anchorman, Old School, Blades of Glory, DodgeBall, Gangs of NY, Oceans 11-12-13, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, Office Space, Boondocks Saints, Porky's, Ricky Bobby, Waiting, Zoolander, Cinderella Man, Orgazmo, Animal House, Road Trip, American Pie, Matrix Trilogy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Wedding Crashers, Team America, Enemy at the Gates, American History X, Rounders, Man on Fire, Half Baked, BASEketball, Scarface, Blood Diamond, The Patriot, Donnie Brasco, Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy, Breach, Shooter, Batman Begins, Braveheart, Casino, Goodfellas, Flags of our Fathers, Letters from Iwo Jima, Superbad, Die Hard, Training Day

Television:

Big sports fan... especially Astros, Texans, Rockets & UFC. I'll even watch Hockey from time to time. I also enjoy The Sopranos, 24, Band of Brothers, The Shield, Battlestar Galactica, Lost, The Office, Family Guy, American Dad, The Soup, South Park, Heroes, Boxing, Reno 911, Seinfeld, Arrested Developement, My Name is Earl, Colbert Report, Man Show

Books:

I generally just read the newspaper or a sports/guitar magazine. Books...not so much

My Blog

and the asshole of the week award goes to....

Tiki Barber!!! Congrats buddy... not only did you retire one year too early from the NFL champion Giants (during the prime years of your career no less) to become a gay ass broadcaster for the to...
Posted by Bri Dog on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:21:00 PST

A poem about life....

HA!!! If you clicked on this link thinking I would actually write poetry you need to stop huffing embalming fluid.... F&%$ poetry..... now if you'll excuse me, this work piling up on my desk isn't...
Posted by Bri Dog on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:53:00 PST

Did you know.....

....That if you smack a midget on the head with a stick he/she will turn into 50 gold coins? If you kick a midget in the nuts he will turn into 12 squirrels that run off into into the forrest.... But ...
Posted by Bri Dog on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:53:00 PST

if stem cells represent human life.....

....Then give them a Social Security number!!! Today our fearless leader again vetoed legislation that would provide government funds for stem cell research. For whatever reason our government th...
Posted by Bri Dog on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:53:00 PST

Somebody please shoot Rosie!!!

Rosie O'Donnell = Worthless Cunt Why you ask? Here's why... A political discussion over the war in Iraq became heated when an angry O'Donnell decried Hasselbeck for not standing up for her when media ...
Posted by Bri Dog on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:28:00 PST

David Carr- Worst QB ever

Q: What is the difference between David Carr and a bucket of sh*t? A: the bucket....   So long David Carr, you are Carolina's problem now. Your have all the physical talent in the world, but that...
Posted by Bri Dog on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:33:00 PST

300 - best movie ever

If you've been living under a rock and haven't seen 300 yet, do yourself a favor and go see it. If you don't like it, you are indeed a homo...
Posted by Bri Dog on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:13:00 PST