Jose Jalapeno - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Jose Jalapeno. I live in a box. It's very nice in the box.I drive a Land Rover and i love to snowboard. My girlfriends name is Dani and she has short boyish hair (i like it that way, it reminds me of when i was a Scout Master.) I live at home with my parents because i'm pretty freakin cool like that. I go to Whatcom and i work at Olympic Boat Centers.

My Interests

Music, driving, and snowboarding

I'd like to meet:

If my cat Stewie were a real person, i'd want to meet him. he's effing awesome

Music:

i like most music. The Used, Something Corporate, Relient K, Five Iron Frenzy, The Starting Line, Tim McGraw, Kenny Chesney, Lifehouse, Our Lady Peace, Oasis, Dashboard Confessionals, Fallout Boy, Ruben Chen my Asian sex slave, Tenacious D, blink 182, Wakefield, Plain White T's, Theory of a Deadman, Panic! at the disco, The Matches, SOME BY SEA and so on.

Movies:

Comedies are the shit. Beerfest, Eurotrip, Supertroopers, Van Wilder, Harold and Kumar, 40 year old EFFING virgin...all great....

Television:

Family Guy and Futurama....watch them

Books:

I like books with action and sexy. Sexy action perhaps? I dont like books that you have to really read into to understand. i like raw entertainment

Heroes:

my conscience? and DANE COOK. he is one silly bitch